I wish this would happen:
GODGa is on the stage, crowd going NUTS (since she is the queen, duh..)
She goes and sings "Bad Romance", back-up dancers in all,
then it suddenly switches to a telephone ringing,
and Beyonce comes out
and both GaGa & B dance together, doing the same moves at the exact time,
then after that, Beyonce takes the mic & does "Video Phone" w/ GaGa.
They know she won't come because she has a tour date today, so why waste a nomination. They won't let people claim their award if they don't show up. Awhh welll.....