My sisters went to high school (the same one I go to) with this group of self-proclaimed vampires. One of them got suspended for biting someone
Supposedly my Government teacher was reported for having affairs with girl students
My 9th grade English teacher was dating the school cop after she broke off her engagement and they ended up breaking up and she chopped off all her hair and dyed it black afterwards. She lives with her parents still as well. The cop is now dating a recently graduated girl
Our bathroom soap smells like old people and cheese
There's this girl who was in my English class who was so cryptic. For Halloween she dressed as the grudge and sat in the front of the class, crouched on a chair and started making noises so the teacher had to awkwardly escort her back to her seat
There was also a maggot in someone's fruit cup last year so no one eats the school fruit anymore
Edit: my middle school stories are actually way more interesting/messy