My fave is old as recorded time itself. After bursting forth from the cosmic egg, she crawled out of the primordial goo to leave the basics behind, threw on a cone bra and a blonde wig and was selling 10 mil by the end of the week with her smash hit debut "Everybody (Is A Chimpanzee)". By the end of the decade, she was touring Pangea and selling out stadium shows at the Roman Forum.