So my best friend told me he was gay a few days ago. I know that I have to cut him out of my life, but the problem is that he goes to uni with me, and we have lots of the same classes. How should I avoid him?
Post Bible verses on his facebook. Call his house late at night and when his parents answer, and ask for him in a gay voice. After a few times, they will take up the challenge to encourage him to avoid other gaysexuals. Paint a giant black penis on the garage door of his house. Write "gay *** sinner" on his locker at school. Go up behind him in class and drip mayonnaise onto his head from a condom.
Absolutely correct, Brother Laurence. While Jesus says not to associate with sinners (2 Corinthians 6:14) ("for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?") there is nothing that says you cannot try to turn him to Christ.
Post Bible verses on his facebook. Call his house late at night and when his parents answer, and ask for him in a gay voice. After a few times, they will take up the challenge to encourage him to avoid other gaysexuals. Paint a giant black penis on the garage door of his house. Write "gay *** sinner" on his locker at school. Go up behind him in class and drip mayonnaise onto his head from a condom.
Post Bible verses on his facebook. Call his house late at night and when his parents answer, and ask for him in a gay voice. After a few times, they will take up the challenge to encourage him to avoid other gaysexuals. Paint a giant black penis on the garage door of his house. Write "gay *** sinner" on his locker at school. Go up behind him in class and drip mayonnaise onto his head from a condom.
This is why I stopped with religion. People think it's an excuse to do whatever the **** they want... as long as it's in the name of their lord and savior.
ex-masturbator 
