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CD Survivor: Britney Spears - Blackout (Round 3 I Reckon')
BLACKOUT (It Saves Me Electricity Bill Money, I Reckon')
Well Howdy Y'all! I be reckonin' this be needin' a good update. Britney stole my dang Umbrella in that picture. It was mines. No problem, my state has been under a severe drought for 15 years, I reckon'.
I'm reckonin' these are the songs you be wantin' to see. Vote wisely, I tell ya'. You get two extra votes if you get me new wheat to chew on, this one is gettin' mushy. I don't like my damned wheats mushy.
Will I be here to watch you vote? Oh god no. I tell ya what; this survey will only attract the Britney Kin Folk and will crap out in a couple hours.
And if you guys don't spell these songs right, I'll be questionin' your edumacation.
Well I'd better skidaddle. I got a rodeo show to go to, then I'll be busy at my Aunt Bertha's house showin' her how to hook up her god dang VCR. Vote for Britney, I s'pose.
Oh, and I tell ya what, Perfect Lovers (Look At Them Hens Go) was eliminated this round, sorry y'all.
1. Gimme Boar (I Need Sum Ham)
2. Piece Of Bacon (I Reckon' It'll Be Damn Bacon from those Damn Mounties)
3. Cattle Radar (Keeps Them Where They Should Go, I s'pose)
4. Don't Break The Ice, I Ain't Got No Ice (The Temperate Drought Won't Crap Out)
6. (I Reckon' Yous Hot?) Get Nekkid (I Got a Fan)
7. Freakin' Rodeoshow
8. Toy Soldier (Deys Be Bein' Killed Up In Irack, I Tell Ya Wut)
9. It's As Hot As Ice Here in Alabami (I Tell Ya Wut, I need some ice)
10. Ooh Ooh Baby (Squeeze That Utter, Timbaland Remix)
12. Why Do Mah Dang Boots Hurt Mah Feet?
Vote for 1 I reckon'
Eliminatated:
-- Perfect Lovers (Watch Them Hens Go)
-- Heavin' Up Earth
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