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Member Since: 9/24/2001
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8 times the torture!
Blake Lewis (3/10) ...no. more. improve, missy. And no more beatboxing of any sort. And no more of whatever this song is, since you are not Nick Hexum. Even with the hair. The vocals sounded way flat. And the abrupt ending was odd. Not so good.
Chris Sligh (1/10) Perf was fine...ish. But he is really skating on thin ice with the Christian song selection. And the fact he acts like he thinks he's Chris Daughtry. And no, you can't hit big note. Being odd with the song choices are great, but you need to do more like Blake and choose contemporary songs and less this. especially when Paula dislikes it.
Brandon Rogers (1/10) Nasty nasal sounds. It was in key but it was rather unpleasant.
Jared Cotter(0/10) As I said in the chat OH MY GOD NOT IF YOU REALLY LOVED ME. And wow you suck in and out of key. Or screech. Whatever those notes were in the verse. And Paula disliked it? You gone.
Chris Richardson (-10/10) Wow girl, you nasal and sucky and need to die. Since Head and Paulajaya and you need to stop doing urban! And just cuz you were "big boned" doesn't make me like you anymore than I liked JimSucks back in S1.
Sundance Head (-10/10) OK, lets review. You are unable to sing and on American Idol. That doesn't allow you to do "Jeremy." I don't care how much you snort or wear eyeliner or smile.
Sanjaya Malakar (-15/10) You hula and can't sing? Here's hoping for homeschooling. Lord this was horrible, as way your decision to flatiron your hair. Has your voice always been that nasal?
Phil Stacey(-20/10) Apparently Phil heard me say he was fug as hell in college as he went sharp in his low register, making him somehow sing worse than Sanjaya. And making notes that I thought were literally impossible, since going sharp while low makes no sense. Good f'n Lord that hurt my ears. And Paula disliked it as well.
Who Should Get Gone - Phil and Paulajaya but God won't hear my prayers.
Who Is Going Far Away - Bye Jared, Paula disliked it. And I pray that Phil's bizarre voice goes home.
In reality - Jared, Brandon, Phil, Chris R and Blake are fighting for 3 slots. Chris S, Paulajaya and Sundance have too many fans to get knocked out. Til ext week, when the Removal of The Mens begins.
Comment of the night - Your Paula Hair - Simon to Paulajaya
Comment #2 - Speaking of hair, Ryan! - Randy
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