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Poll: Which level of hell will you go to? (Dante's Inferno test)
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View Poll Results: What result did you get
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Purgatory - Repending Believers
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32 |
12.26% |
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Level 1 (Limbo) - Virtuous Non-Believers
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31 |
11.88% |
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Level 2 - Lustful
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21 |
8.05% |
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Level 3 - Gluttonous
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14 |
5.36% |
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Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious
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5 |
1.92% |
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Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy
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23 |
8.81% |
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Level 6 - Heretics
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50 |
19.16% |
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Level 7 - Violent
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47 |
18.01% |
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Level 8 - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
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33 |
12.64% |
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Level 9 - Treacherous
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5 |
1.92% |
Member Since: 6/18/2012
Posts: 18,768
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Originally posted by Penk
Someone better join me in Level 8!  |
Aint nobody got time for that
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Member Since: 3/20/2011
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Wait. I just changed ONE of my answers and got sent to the 8th level of hell. 
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Member Since: 11/17/2011
Posts: 32,412
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Originally posted by SarahWalker
Here are the punishments by the way 
Level 1 Unbaptized babies and people lacking true faith - eternity in limbo
Level 2 Lustful - subject to a cyclone for eternity
Level 3 Gluttonous - punished in a cold rain storm
Level 4 Avaricious & Fallen angels- roll huge boulders at one another
Level 5 Wrathful and Sullen - trapped in a black bog
Level 6 Heretics - trapped in tombs of fire
Last three rings of hell are divided between the Violent, people who have committed Fraud and the Treacherous, and these rings are divided into parts:
Suicides - imprisoned in thorn trees and hunted by dogs
Violent against God - rain of fire (blasphemers lie flat under the rain, Sodomites run continually through the fire, Usurers take the rain sitting down)
Seducers and Panderers - whipped by demons
Flatterers - plunged in excrement
Simonists - plunged into holes in stone, with feet set alight
Diviners - weep from heads wrenched backwards on their shoulders
Grafters - lake of boiling tar
Thieves - harried by serpents
Evil counselors - swathed in flames
Schismatics - slashed by demons
Falsifiers - punished with disease
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Omg Jamey nooo
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Member Since: 9/12/2012
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God must love the gays
Since I made level 1
No pain and torture for me
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First Level of Hell - Limbo
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
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Member Since: 8/20/2011
Posts: 9,381
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uarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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 Dante's Inferno is on to you ATRL
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Member Since: 3/24/2012
Posts: 15,013
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Quote:
Originally posted by Space Renegade
Dante's Inferno is on to you ATRL |
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Member Since: 12/28/2011
Posts: 883
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Level 4.
Im going to heaven yall!!!
damn all these high levels, yall sum triflin hoes
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Member Since: 1/1/2013
Posts: 13,978
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Originally posted by Attitude
Wait. I just changed ONE of my answers and got sent to the 8th level of hell. |
Yaaas, join me! We get to wallow in human excrement while our bodies are torn apart.
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Posts: 27,814
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge!
Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Member Since: 12/8/2011
Posts: 2,143
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Originally posted by LadyGagaStan93
Omg Jamey nooo |
dsfjasdfjasdf now wait a god damn minute
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Member Since: 3/24/2012
Posts: 15,013
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Originally posted by Phoenixstar
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You just have to remind your sins and then go to heaven
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Member Since: 6/1/2011
Posts: 4,435
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 at me being the only lustful bitch in the No2. level
i think imma need someone else to make it work 
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Member Since: 4/29/2012
Posts: 29,059
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Who in Level5?
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The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked,
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Hell is better than I thought
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Member Since: 9/12/2012
Posts: 15,562
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Quote:
Originally posted by Phoenixstar
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Limbo gyal we are safe 
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 9/14/2010
Posts: 78,921
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Member Since: 9/12/2012
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
I got level 6, one off from the gays on ATRL. Maybe we can see each other sometime, tho.
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Member Since: 4/28/2012
Posts: 6,273
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I got level 1. Some of y'all, idek what to say. >_>
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Member Since: 8/30/2011
Posts: 1,960
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Originally posted by theppy
at me being the only lustful bitch in the No2. level
i think imma need someone else to make it work |
That's the catch. They only let one person in at a time
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Member Since: 9/12/2012
Posts: 15,562
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Did anyone reach level 9 ?
I assumed us little legends would be there
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