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Discussion: Most Embarrassing Moment In Your Life
Member Since: 3/31/2012
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Originally posted by TOASTY
mine really pale in comparison to some of ya'lls but i have a few "not so most embarrassing" but def embarrassing moments that are recent that i can share
1) When I usually am in my university's elevator alone i'll riff and sing (despite knowing the cameras are there...i don't mind security seeing or w.e lol). One particular day I was literally singing the **** (and probs butchering) xtina's part in lady marmalade and i closed my eyes to hit the note (i had to clench lol) and low and behold the door is open and in front of me are like 3 thuggish guys...i literally crawled in the corner and was beet red
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Originally posted by iggie45
The story I'm about to tell happened in 7th grade. I was in science class and I would always listen to my iPod. I started singing Sober by P!nk and I got all dramatic and whatnot I put my head up and everyone was looking at me The teacher was like "What are you doing?" It was so embarrassing.
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I got a similar story.
It hasn't been even that long, this summer, I was going back home from work. When I got off the bus, on my way home, I started singing Beautiful Liar (Shakira and Bey)!! It was 11pm, I thought I was alone!! When I hit Shakira's part, I heard someone giggling behind me... A hot guy, I literally wanted to die. I just started walking so fast like crazy
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Member Since: 3/22/2012
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Originally posted by Tylerbv
I've started singing when I forget people are there so many times.
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It's so embarrassing
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Member Since: 3/22/2012
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Originally posted by Shakira Stan
I got a similar story.
It hasn't been even that long, this summer, I was going back home from work. When I got off the bus, on my way home, I started singing Beautiful Liar (Shakira and Bey)!! It was 11pm, I thought I was alone!! When I hit Shakira's part, I heard someone giggling behind me... A hot guy, I literally wanted to die. I just started walking so fast like crazy
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That's happened to me before
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Member Since: 11/11/2010
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My mom pooped in the bed when this hot guy I like came to our house to visit. We were playing a video game in the den and she yelled to me "I pooped in the bed get yo black ass in here and change the sheets. The whole house smelled like poop for the rest of his stay. He toled everyone in town and they call me the Son of the Bed Shitter.
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Member Since: 4/17/2012
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So I was on my trip to Kauai last year for the 4th of July, and my family was getting ready to go swimming. Now me, being the shy person I am, had to change in private. So I went into the bathroom, and I lock the door. So this doors lock was really weird and looked like a mini lever, there wasn't a doorknob or anything, just this lever. So I turn it, and it doesn't feel like it turned the whole way, so I turn it further and heard a second click, and felt good. So I get my swim suit on and I try to unlock the door, but the lock won't budge an inch. So I'm stuck in there for about 10 minutes trying to unlock this door, and my sister says "we're ready to go, are you coming?" so I go "umm...I'm stuck." and my sister bursts out laughing and starts recording everything on her iPhone. So my other sister gets a butter knife and tries to undo it that way while I pull in the lock/mini lever from the other side. Eventually after a few more minutes of that, we had to call Hotel security to come break me out of the bathroom.
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Member Since: 11/2/2010
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another horrible thing is when you're walking to class or something and you recognize someone and you think they're saying hi to you so you smile and say hey back only to realize that they aren't talking to you, but rather the person behind you
i'm like the king of that...
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I vomited and then fainted at the Target checkout once all I remember is waking up to the checkout lady cleaning it up with plastic bags
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Member Since: 5/29/2012
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Oh a few months ago I was out eating dinner with my family at some restaurant. So I needed to go to the toilet. I wanted to slide my chair back to get out of my seat, but it didn't work. I had put to much force on the chair when I was pushing it back, and ended up falling off it and smacked some little child behind me and he fell to the ground too. I was like "OMG SORRY SORRY" but he started crying and went up to his mum and told on me. I felt so embarrassed and humiliated.
So when I came back from the toilet his mum went up to me and told me off. I was like omg bitch it was an accident like your child. Okay I didn't say that bit to the her... but yeah.
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Member Since: 3/31/2012
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Originally posted by princedonte
My mom pooped in the bed when this hot guy I like came to our house to visit. We were playing a video game in the den and she yelled to me "I pooped in the bed get yo black ass in here and change the sheets. The whole house smelled like poop for the rest of his stay. He toled everyone in town and they call me the Son of the Bed Shitter.
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Black mom is the BEST
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Originally posted by KatyPerryPowns
So I was on my trip to Kauai last year for the 4th of July, and my family was getting ready to go swimming. Now me, being the shy person I am, had to change in private. So I went into the bathroom, and I lock the door. So this doors lock was really weird and looked like a mini lever, there wasn't a doorknob or anything, just this lever. So I turn it, and it doesn't feel like it turned the whole way, so I turn it further and heard a second click, and felt good. So I get my swim suit on and I try to unlock the door, but the lock won't budge an inch. So I'm stuck in there for about 10 minutes trying to unlock this door, and my sister says "we're ready to go, are you coming?" so I go "umm...I'm stuck." and my sister bursts out laughing and starts recording everything on her iPhone. So my other sister gets a butter knife and tries to undo it that way while I pull in the lock/mini lever from the other side. Eventually after a few more minutes of that, we had to call Hotel security to come break me out of the bathroom.
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I would've started crying like a baby
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Member Since: 5/29/2012
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Originally posted by princedonte
My mom pooped in the bed when this hot guy I like came to our house to visit. We were playing a video game in the den and she yelled to me "I pooped in the bed get yo black ass in here and change the sheets. The whole house smelled like poop for the rest of his stay. He toled everyone in town and they call me the Son of the Bed Shitter.
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OMG
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Member Since: 3/31/2012
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Originally posted by TOASTY
another horrible thing is when you're walking to class or something and you recognize someone and you think they're saying hi to you so you smile and say hey back only to realize that they aren't talking to you, but rather the person behind you
i'm like the king of that...
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It happened to me to much back in high school... and it's still happening to me in college, so ****ing embarrassing
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Member Since: 5/19/2012
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Originally posted by princedonte
My mom pooped in the bed when this hot guy I like came to our house to visit. We were playing a video game in the den and she yelled to me "I pooped in the bed get yo black ass in here and change the sheets. The whole house smelled like poop for the rest of his stay. He toled everyone in town and they call me the Son of the Bed Shitter.
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I just choked on my grapes
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Member Since: 11/3/2011
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Another embarassing story:
I once wore my shirt inside out for the whole day at school. I spent the whole day wondering why everyone is giggling at me
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I had a desk where the chair was attached to the seat & dropped my pencil in front of it, I leaned over too far & I fell all the way forward with the desk. This was two years ago. Sucks that it happened at that time because it was my awkward phase where I looked a mess, had braces, acne, etc.
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another one:
i was like 8 and i had chili fries for dinner... you see where this is going well i went to bed, and i woke up covered in crusty ****. my sister was sleeping in the same bed as me and some of it got on her arm anyways, i felt more coming so i started running to my parents room for help. on my way there, it started coming out again. i kept running, leaving a trail. what kind of hansal and gretal tease? i got to my parents room and i woke up my mom. she took me to the bathroom but i stopped in the middle of the bathroom. i couldn't make it to the toilet. so i stood there crying for 30 minutes as a **** explosion came out of me, filling up my buzz light year pajama pants. my sisters all woke up and literally watched me the whole time pointing and laughing
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Member Since: 3/22/2012
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Originally posted by princedonte
My mom pooped in the bed when this hot guy I like came to our house to visit. We were playing a video game in the den and she yelled to me "I pooped in the bed get yo black ass in here and change the sheets. The whole house smelled like poop for the rest of his stay. He toled everyone in town and they call me the Son of the Bed Shitter.
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Mess
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Member Since: 3/22/2012
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Originally posted by TimmyInTheWell
another one:
i was like 8 and i had chili fries for dinner... you see where this is going well i went to bed, and i woke up covered in crusty ****. my sister was sleeping in the same bed as me and some of it got on her arm anyways, i felt more coming so i started running to my parents room for help. on my way there, it started coming out again. i kept running, leaving a trail. what kind of hansal and gretal tease? i got to my parents room and i woke up my mom. she took me to the bathroom but i stopped in the middle of the bathroom. i couldn't make it to the toilet. so i stood there crying for 30 minutes as a **** explosion came out of me, filling up my buzz light year pajama pants. my sisters all woke up and literally watched me the whole time pointing and laughing
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Member Since: 3/31/2012
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Originally posted by ks_dollar
Oh a few months ago I was out eating dinner with my family at some restaurant. So I needed to go to the toilet. I wanted to slide my chair back to get out of my seat, but it didn't work. I had put to much force on the chair when I was pushing it back, and ended up falling off it and smacked some little child behind me and he fell to the ground too. I was like "OMG SORRY SORRY" but he started crying and went up to his mum and told on me. I felt so embarrassed and humiliated.
So when I came back from the toilet his mum went up to me and told me off. I was like omg bitch it was an accident like your child. Okay I didn't say that bit to the her... but yeah.
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It reminds me of something.
In 2007, I went to Montreal my family for a week and we all went out to eat in a Chinese buffet. I always wanted to try eating with Chinese chopsticks, but I can't because I'm Italian, you know, we eat pizzas. So, I grabbed my chopsticks to eat my sushi (I was struggling obviously), but then I saw a hot guy across our table staring at me. He literally stopped eating, crossed his arms and he started laughing in a sexy way. It didn't matter, cause it was so ****ing embarrassing
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Member Since: 8/26/2012
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Originally posted by princedonte
My mom pooped in the bed when this hot guy I like came to our house to visit. We were playing a video game in the den and she yelled to me "I pooped in the bed get yo black ass in here and change the sheets. The whole house smelled like poop for the rest of his stay. He toled everyone in town and they call me the Son of the Bed Shitter.
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Member Since: 11/11/2011
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Sis, my crush always farts in front of me
I'll fart in front of any guy, crush or not. (Not girls tho )
But my most embarrassing story is when I tried to have sex with my girlfriend but I'm on this medication and one of the side effects is erectile dysfunction and I couldn't get it up
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