Wow at you thinking anyone believes she's really begging for a 99 cent Amazon deal (can't believe I have to explain this). We're obviously joking.
Wow at you butting in and speaking for everyone in this thread when clearly some people believe this is real (can't believe you didn't understand this).
Born This Way has sold 700,000 copies in the UK, but over half of them were when the album was £3/£4, so they didn't contribute to its chart position in the Album Chart.