The world can not end yet.... these signs of the apocalypse have yet to occur:
1. Rihanna releases her 14th album in 2019
2. Al Sharpton successfully wins his bid for US President
3. Clay Aiken marries Richard Simmons in a televised royal wedding, officiated by Taylor Lautner
4. George Lucas remakes Space Balls, using clips from Indy 6 and Star Wars Episode III as filler
5. Lady Gaga is given the crown of England from Prince William and Kate's heir