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Discussion: Urban dictionary drags your Favorite
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Old, but still funny.
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The Beatles 4136 up, 338 down
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A band from Liverpool, England in the 60's who were extremely infuential to modern music and "rock and roll."
With hits such as Hey Jude, Yesterday, Day Tripper, Come Together, Yellow Submarine, Blackbird, Sergeant Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band, and countless others, they are idolized and covered more than any other band in history.
Paul, John, Ringo & George - We love you!
I just bought the Abbey Road CD by The Beatles - it r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz.
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Eminem 17812 up, 3211 down
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Probably one of the greatest rappers out there. Dosent just rap about bitches and hoes like other rappers, but about his life experiences and the controversy with his music. Despite the controversy he sold millions of records around the world, and no; hes not a wigger, hes not trying to act black, he just raps. Who ever said that only black people could rap?
Guy #1: Eminem is my favourite rapper out there man!
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Frank Sinatra 300 up, 17 down
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Frank Sinatra (born 1915, died 1998) Known as "The Voice" or "Chairman of the board" was the coolest interpreter of swing music during his almost 60 years in showbusiness. Winner of an oscar in the early fiftees. Related with politics, showmen, mobsters and beautiful copacabana showgirls, defined the meaning of "coolness" in the early sixtees with his friends, also known as The Ratpack. His songbook includes such clasics as: "Fly me to the moon" "I've got you under my skin" and "New York, New York".
All this cats have much to learn from Frank Sinatra
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NO ****ING LIES WERE TOLD.
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Lady GaGa
Lady GaGa = absolutely no class.
In fact, it's as though she's *striving* to be the exact opposite of classy.
Her lyrics and videos are filled with subliminal messages.
Her idea of "art" and "creativity" is humping toys, eating money and grabbing her crotch.
She claims she's "reinventing pop music", when in reality, her music (for lack of a better word) is no better than that of Britney Spears.
She's just another high-profile **** star with an unhealthy ego, packaged as "sexy" and "unique" for the sake of mass production.
Some life, eh?
Lady GaGa quote - "I don't want the 5 bucks in your pocket. I just want your soul."
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rihanna
1. Proof that the music industry is no longer a raw, gifted talent extruder. More like a money sucking, take-a-quasi-supermodel chick-between-the-ages of 12-21-sex her up-record her horrible voice-and-use state-of-the-art equipment to alter her voice into sounding like pre-21st century Whitney Houston-Shoot a video of her masturbating-and-force youth to buy the album through brainwashing promotion-mechanism.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
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Overweight recycled hilbilly known for embarrassing herself in public when called upon to perform, for frequently birthing children, then losing custody of them, and for demonstrating her social skills by driving in city traffic with her bare feet propped on the dashboard; formerly, an underaged pop singer whose primary marketing attribute was gyrating scantily clad so as to provide masturbatory material for older men.
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Well..
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The Chris Brown one is corny..
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They always are sis but as usual not one of them drag him as an artist
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Lana Del Rey 7 up, 4 down
An incredibly talented and beautiful female singer who made it big with her song Video Games. She is literally a legend in-the-making.
"Dude have you heard that girl sing before?"
"No why?"
"She sounds just like Lana Del Rey."
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Member Since: 4/2/2011
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Originally posted by RIHDRAKEBRITUSH
Katy Perry
Some girl who cannot write songs to save her life.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-****ing-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:
1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid ****.
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I have a feeling UrbanDict is run by ATRL.
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Adele 300 up, 94 down
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One who is of extreme awesomeness and possesses gifts and talents which shock and awe the mere mortal. Is often thought to be the most beautiful and sparkly star in the heavens.
Alex: That girls is so amazing, she is Adele-like in so many ways!
Edward: I know what you mean. Its almost as if she fell from the heavens and still sparkles on earth
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Hans Zimmer 112 up, 5 down
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A great music composer who has worked on soundtracks such as Gladiator, Broken Arrow, The Lion King, Hannibal, Mission Impossible II, King Arthur, The Simpsons Movie, Batman Begins, and Pirates of the Caribbean (1, 2, and 3)
Dude that is totally Hans Zimmer!
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eminem
another cracker who thinks saggy pants and crying about his mom and daughter is cool and has sparked every white person in every small town in the USA to act hard, sag pants, beat women, do drugs, and not work.
first few albums were great and were played at almost every high school dance. then more of the same thing in years that followed turning many people away from his music.
retired then came back. stopped rapping about his mom after 10 years. white people got angry.
eminem- look dre i think ima do my first 5 cds about my mom and haily
dre- wont that get old?
eminem- no bc im white but ill spray paint myself black
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Member Since: 11/18/2010
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Originally posted by RIHDRAKEBRITUSH
Katy Perry
Some girl who cannot write songs to save her life.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-****ing-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:
1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid ****.
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Originally posted by Ace Reject
Apparently this threads promotes domestic violence and bombings.
That's why it was reported.
I swear to dog the Navy is on some new ****.
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Donald Glover
The most multi-talented man on the planet. He is an amazing rapper, actor, writer and comedian. He plays Troy Barnes on Community on NBC and is hilarious. Previously worked for Derrick comedy. Rapper name is Childish Gambino. Should be the biggest celebrity in the world but not enough people recognize his genius.
Bill: Hey, Ted have you heard of Donald Glover?
Ted: Of course, he's the most multi-talented person in the world.
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#POW.
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Banned
Member Since: 10/1/2011
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Lupe Fiasco 1355 up, 44 down
Lupe Fiasco: One of few real rappers who can actually rap.
mini bio: Wasalu Muhammad Jaco (born February 17, 1982),1 better known by his stage name Lupe Fiasco, is a Grammy-winning American hip-hop artist. He rose to fame in 2006 following the success of his critically acclaimed debut album, Lupe Fiasco's Food & Liquor. Prominent hip hop mogul Jay-Z describes him as a "breath of fresh air" in a new hip hop world characterized by mainstream pop and glamor, a sharp contrast with the widespread lyricism-focused rap of the 1990s, and critics have called him the "Hip-Hop Generation's Next Vanguard.
Lupe Fiasco is one of best rappers alive.
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I see no lies.
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Banned
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jay z 340 up, 318 down
An ugly ass ape of Hominidae family. Consequently, Hominidae is a root word for "homie", or "homeboy".
Daddy, is that a gorilla?
No sweety, it's Jay Z.
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50 cent 533 up, 307 down
Yet another silly black american rapper who has the strange misconception that money = talent, and that if he drives around in a 'bling' FUV with an eskimo coat and plastic rings on his fingers, people will regard him as a man who clearly has at least half a brain cell to himself. Obviously he is mistaken.
Also, if you scrutinise his facial features, you may realise that in his case, the evolution from ape to man was reversed, as he does indeed bear an uncanny resemblance to the chimpanzee. Therefore the latin name for him would probably be something like primus maximus retardus.
50 cent iz well bangin' innit! He is so cool in iz new leopard skin coat and iz sovereign rings (available in all good marketplaces and toy shops). I is gonna get me a hummer or a caddy coz laak the more you harm the environment the more you iz bangin innit!
HOLD ME
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Someone find Kelly Clarkson for me !!
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Originally posted by Chrome
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**** ME Sideways for laughing. I'm crying!
Especially the 'No sweety, its Jay-Z'.
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1. Mariah Carey 1673 up, 990 down
One of the greatest singers in the world, in my opinion.
Sure you can sing, but not like Mariah.
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Member Since: 12/9/2007
Posts: 9,007
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Overweight recycled hilbilly known for embarrassing herself in public when called upon to perform, for frequently birthing children, then losing custody of them, and for demonstrating her social skills by driving in city traffic with her bare feet propped on the dashboard; formerly, an underaged pop singer whose primary marketing attribute was gyrating scantily clad so as to provide masturbatory material for older men.
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I can't.... Urban Dictionary is so shady
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Member Since: 5/24/2011
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Originally posted by KevinKDC
Someone find Kelly Clarkson for me !!
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22. kelly clarkson 47 up, 177 down
A singer that is very, very fat. Whale-like.
Chad: "Dude! Look! It's Kelly Clarkson!"
Mark: "Man the harpoons!"
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Kelly Clarkson 105 up, 291 down
stupid bitch who sings ****** **** that other people call "deep, profound lyrics".
these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my ****.
here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY ****ING SENSE.
Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torn Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes
1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. ****. there's a point where being musical goes way too ****ing far.
2. NO ONE ****ING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE.
besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of ****. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them.
she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the **** up because she really sucks ass.
OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL
**** Head: "I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON!!!@#832048423 408324omgomgomg"
Reasonable Person: "Shut the **** up, **** head. You're ruining music."
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