hair, beard, LIGHT foundation/coverup (matched to your skin tone obviously) if you need it, being relaxed (or at least acting relaxed), plucking/waxing/etc. your eyebrows (not too much though), make sure your hairline looks good, if not use rogaine or get surgery for it, exercise/eat well if you're overweight or puffy (
) and for people with crooked or messed up noses, the majority of people have deviated septums (even slightly) which surgery for would be covered under most insurances since it can affect your breathing and cause problems (not a cosmetic surgery), so if you get this fixed it could definitely help make your nose look better. Also keep your teeth looking white and nice. Get invisalign covered under insurance if you need it. There are also these bands for gapped teeth, but they apparently don't last and could possibly cause gum damage, so use them at your own risk. Invisalign is the safer bet even though it costs more.
Also a sidenote, this won't make you more physically attractive, but SMELL GOOD, whether it be a nice deodorant, cologne, body mist, whatever. Stay fresh fatties
It really IS true
Are we forever doomed to a life of childish ugliness? 
