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News: Boy dies after masturbating 42 times in a row.
Member Since: 6/13/2011
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I bet he was VERY Dehidrated 
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Member Since: 1/8/2011
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At most I'll do 2 a day but 42... 
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Member Since: 11/20/2010
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Originally posted by Katie
I have to reset the counter daily or the number would get too high.
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Is Matty not doing the job well?
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Member Since: 4/12/2011
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Are you serious??
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Member Since: 4/30/2011
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3rd degree burns on his hands?!
42 times in one night?!
How the **** did they even know how many times he did masturbate?!
I mean, like, did he yell to his mom 'I already ****ed myself 42 today!!!!! Yaaayy!!!! That's a new record!!!!!!!  '
This ****ing can't be true... 
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Member Since: 12/28/2010
Posts: 26,529
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Originally posted by Katie
I have to reset the counter daily or the number would get too high.
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my boyfriend at the time jacked of 750+ times in one year. I dont know how many times he jacked off in a month to get that number 
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Member Since: 5/19/2008
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Originally posted by DX7
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Every single one of them should take a look at the source, a local newspaper or something 
http://www.diarioextra.com/2011/agos...cionales04.php
it's spanish tho.
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Member Since: 11/1/2010
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Quote:
Originally posted by Drowned_World
3rd degree burns on his hands?!
42 times in one night?!
How the **** did they even know how many times he did masturbate?!
I mean, like, did he yell to his mom 'I already ****ed myself 42 today!!!!! Yaaayy!!!! That's a new record!!!!!!! '
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Gurl stop!
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Member Since: 6/1/2010
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There are only 24 hours in a day. 
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Member Since: 6/10/2009
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Where did he put all the... ?
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Member Since: 2/11/2008
Posts: 10,964
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Originally posted by blaass
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Read the article and...
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Según las autoridades de salud, la masturbación en los hombres es normal a cualquier edad, lo que no es normal es la cantidad de veces que en su mayoría obedece a los estímulos que deja ver ****ografía.
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I won't translate, but everyone on ATRL should read this.
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Member Since: 11/20/2010
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I bet one of these members lurking right now is doing it, as we speak. 
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Member Since: 7/18/2010
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I can't even go twice in a row. 
RIP to him.
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Member Since: 6/25/2011
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Originally posted by Katie
I have to reset the counter daily or the number would get too high.
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I knew we were becoming friends for a reason, boo.
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Member Since: 2/11/2008
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I seriously can't. I bet y'all stopped jacking off to read it.
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Member Since: 1/8/2011
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Originally posted by stıcks
Where did he put all the... ?
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Member Since: 10/14/2008
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This is fake as.....
Why do you bitches believe literally EVERYTHING you read?
After masturbating 6 times, you're knocked DOWNE. You won't even be able to move. Let alone masturbate again.
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