Elton: She doesn't stand a ****ing chance.
Carson: Those are fighting words.
Elton: No, those are accurate words.
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Carson: Your friend, Elton John, was just here.
Madonna: Was he wearing a dress?
elton: She doesn't stand a ****ing chance.
Carson: Those are fighting words.
Elton: No, those are accurate words.
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carson: Your friend, elton john, was just here.
Madonna: Was he wearing a dress?
She's so good with shade, apparently she had her people respond: "Madonna wishes Elton all the best, and hopes married life will make him a happier person."
Elton: She doesn't stand a ****ing chance.
Carson: Those are fighting words.
Elton: No, those are accurate words.
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Carson: Your friend, Elton John, was just here.
Madonna: Was he wearing a dress?
mess
madonna will never understand or act her age 
