III. BEST FILMS OF D. YEAR
IV. BEST YOUTUBE CLIPS OF 09
V. V.D.'ography: MUSIC VIDEOS OF 09
VI. D. OUTSIDE: SONGS 125-101
VII. TAKE THAT D!: the experience
And now! for part 2 of my SEXTRAVAGANZA, I present to y'all Man & Femme of 2009. Both hail from CALI, but well...yeah.
CAPTAIN SULLY. Born: Chesley Burnett "Sully" Sullenberger III
January 23, 1951
Danville, CA
Braggadoccio. Posturing. Whatever it is that makes Chris Breezy and the unfortunate sweet-ass Armani rockin’ Oompa Loompa from Jersey Shore still plausible by anyone. In this day and age of blurred gender roles, rampant androgyny and Ne-Yo’s constant need to pen for the opposite sex as so to live vicariously through “to the left! To the left!”, what exactly constitutes a man? Dos Pelotas y un bate, por supuesto, but beyond the surface, what is a “stand up guy, really? :-\
One who doesn’t cower in the face of adversity. Any other day, any other geriatric ward bound *****, and Airbus A320, en route from New York’s LaGuardia airport to…uh… some Confederate watering hole in North Carolina, would’ve been a goner. A flock of seagulls (ha!) had collided with the plane, entering both of the engines on the aircraft, with passengers even reported seeing the left engine on fire. Pilot Chelsey Sullenberger, was in tow on that January 15th flight, and he acted quickly.
Faced with 3 options on his multiple choice test of a cluste**** - (a) return to LaGuardia, (b) the Teterboro Airport in New Jersey () or (c) certain death, ye old “Captain Sully” took it upon himself to create his own fourth - land the plane atop the Hudson River. In what one of the most golden examples of damage control - and aviation -ever exhibited, my ***** Sully calmly told the passengers of Flight 1549 to “brace for impact”…
and after several minutes of people literally getting their “wigs right together” (ki! ), Sullenberger successfully ditched the plane into the NY’s Hudson River at 3:31 P.M. Everyone aboard survived. A chivalrous FILF time and time again, he even checked to make sure everyone had evacuated before leaving himself.
Later commended by the 43rd president, his successor Barrack Obama as well as New York mayor Kikel Bloomberg, it’s safe to say Sir Sully was well due for all the Mott’s applesauce his little ticker could handle. Throwing the first pitch of 2009 for the San Francisco Giants, receiving keys to his hometown, ATTENDING PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATIONS may be the norm for the reserved Chelsey now, but it was an accomplishment of grandiose proportions that’ve made the accolades more than just.
As he told Katie Couric, “One way of looking at this might be that for 42 years, I've been making small, regular deposits in this bank of experience: education and training. And on January 15 the balance was sufficient so that I could make a very large withdrawal.”
…“Okay, you’re an Earhart, but what’s a Earhart to a Sully? Nothing.”
NOTHING.
NATALIE NUNN. Some god-awful mutt family broken home in Cali.
She's 24.
Clearly, my choice for THE FEMALE OF 2009 is arguable. I know this. In the year of Sonia Sotomayor, Gabourey Sidibe and - with a proper gynecologist’s note! - Lady Gaga, I could’ve defiantly chosen a cooler chick to be the year’s poster girl for her gender. I’ll readily admit she doesn’t really even deserves this; winning the death cage tossup between her and Nicki Minaj, Natalie Nunn comes out swaggering, popping off something crazy, spewing vitriolic obscenities faster than you can say “I RUN LA!,” this chintastic chica was IT this year.
Even when taking into account I knew her no earlier than the Bad Girls’ Club fourth season premiere date, she had this in the bag.
So, why sing the praises of a clearly self-pitying mixed race, materialistic, monsterette with more baggage to her than a Lindsay or a Britney?
Why coochie nibble a woman whose claim to fame is a scary track record of manipulating affluent men?
WHY applaud any woman who singlehandedly set off THIS disaster, lived to tell about it and DIDN’T ****IN LEAVE THE HOUSE? (Graphic video after the jump. ******* and/or Annie Andersen, Malibu or the ogre looking one need not watch
…because she transcends explanation, really. While Tanisha before her may have had some morals, damn sense, what have you, Natalie is 10% beauty, yet1 10% beast. She doesn’t adhere to who, what, when, why, where and how because there’s no reason to, clearly. She’s got frisson in her heart and venom on her mind, and in an age of vanilla-ass “reality stars” and well, people, she one-ups the world at large with her unabashed disregard for anyone BUT her.
Nearly a century removed from the Nineteenth Amendment, Nat’s got it all covered. Men are her pawns. Women are her pawns. She’s a femme fatale and’ll ruin the game if you’re winning, knights and rooks everywhere, with one most DEFINITELY up your asshole. And why not? After all…
IV. BEST YOUTUBE CLIPS OF 09
V. V.D.'ography: MUSIC VIDEOS OF 09
VI. D. OUTSIDE: SONGS 125-101
VII. TAKE THAT D!: the experience
And just as it looked like D. was out for da count, D.returns with the top seven films of the year. NO THERES NOT NO DAMN VAMPIRES. ALL ACTIVITY WAS OF THE RELATIVELY NORMAL KIND. AND I AINT SEE THE BIOPIC ABOUT THE BLUE MAN GROUP. YET.
Two themes seemed to run thick in theaters this year: awkward sex scenes with the morbidly NegrObese and well...I'll let my pics do the talking - but first!
HONORABLE MENTIONS! Public Enemies
Bruno
Where the Wild Things Are
and now...the list!
7 | watchmen.
6 | notorious.
5 | the hangover.
4 | slumdog millionaire.
3 | coraline.
2 | precious.
1 | up.
...3D was also in in 2009. None of these are 3d; I just like compulsively lying to you all.
I completely love that Top 7 (minus Precious, which I haven't seen). All of those movies get A+'s from me. Public Enemies is currently sitting on my DVD player just waiting to be seen.
Nice movies set. All the movies i've seen from here (all but Precious and Notorious) are really well-done, and among my favorites as well. Great stuff!