[umich]

Leona Lewis, "Don't Let Me Down"
Actual: Fork in the road
Misheard: F***in' around

[Taylor fanboy]

Adele

Just a vague and vegan boy instead but I won't go!

Lady GaGa

Do not bring all your friends because a group doesn't matter

[Samuel]

I always hear the line in Judas as 'I wash his feet with my hair, give him nits'

And I thought until just a few months ago that in Thinking Of You it went 'there's tons of fish in the water so the waters I will taste' instead of 'test', such a flop stan

[iLays]

Kesha - Wherever You Are

'That night **** tha life all tha magic that's inside'

[Cobrastyle.]

Rihanna - Only Girl (In the World)

Want you to love me like I'm a hot bride / pie / guy

****, I still don't even know what it is after almost 3 years.

[umich]

Originally posted by Samuel

I always hear the line in Judas as 'I wash his feet with my hair, give him nits'

And I thought until just a few months ago that in Thinking Of You it went 'there's tons of fish in the water so the waters I will taste' instead of 'test', such a flop stan

I thought she was saying "so the water's out of tap."

[Kamil24]

I'm Nicki Minaj and I can do stuff.

Actual: I'm Nicki Minaj and I mack them dudes up.

[Kamil24]

Originally posted by KSmith011

Before He Cheats:

Actual lyrics: "I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights"
What I heard: "I took a luminous shovel to both headlights"

:lol: I always heard this " I took aluminum smothered in Bo's headlice"

[Tylerbv]

Originally posted by Kamil24

:lol: I always heard this " I took aluminum smothered in Bo's headlice"

Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love
Her: You cut me open and I...
What I heard: You call me your banana...

[Bright]

Originally posted by Cobrastyle.

Rihanna - Only Girl (In the World)

Want you to love me like I'm a hot bride / pie / guy

****, I still don't even know what it is after almost 3 years.

I think its hot Ride

[Sinister]

[Sinister]

i set fire to the rain
Watch it pour as I masturbate

[Sinister]

JT- with your hand in my hand and a pocket full of soap I can tell you there's no place we couldn't go

I think it's really "pocket full of soul"

[Legend E]

Kelly Clarkson - People Like Us

Throw your fists in the air
Throw your fish in the air

[Rated R]

Everytime I hear old Keri Hilson songs I think she says "miscarried baby" instead of Ms. Keri baby

[Julián]

Originally posted by Rated R

Everytime I hear old Keri Hilson songs I think she says "miscarried baby" instead of Ms. Keri baby

In Heart Attack I thought it was: You make me glow, but a camera won't let it show

[WillR0713]

When I first Ariana Grande's 'The Way' I thought she said

'BABY I'M OVERWEIGHTTTTT'

instead of 'BABY I LOVE THE WAYYYY

[Honey]

Originally posted by castrobabytiger

JT- with your hand in my hand and a pocket full of soap I can tell you there's no place we couldn't go

I think it's really "pocket full of soul"

This.

[Peep]

Originally posted by castrobabytiger

JT- with your hand in my hand and a pocket full of soap I can tell you there's no place we couldn't go

I think it's really "pocket full of soul"

I came here to post this.

[seaɴ.]

wrong: I am Nicki Minaj I chuck them deuce up, mack dudes up and suck the juice up

real: I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up
Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up