- The plethora of unsold tickets to the Diamonds tour
- The six failed attempts before it
- The fact that her biggest selling album in her home market didn't even get to 3 million
- The fact that she releases albums more frequently than she changes her tampon
- The fact that she still sucks donkey anus as a live performer
- Any number of cheap and tawdry Chris Brown jokes
And this is all assuming that it goes #1.
Looks like there's more to drag her for than just not having a #1 album
- The plethora of unsold tickets to the Diamonds tour
- The six failed attempts before it
- The fact that her biggest selling album in her home market didn't even get to 3 million
- The fact that she releases albums more frequently than she changes her tampon
- The fact that she still sucks donkey anus as a live performer
- Any number of cheap and tawdry Chris Brown jokes
- The plethora of unsold tickets to the Diamonds tour
- The six failed attempts before it
- The fact that her biggest selling album in her home market didn't even get to 3 million - The fact that she releases albums more frequently than she changes her tampon - The fact that she still sucks donkey anus as a live performer
- Any number of cheap and tawdry Chris Brown jokes
- The plethora of unsold tickets to the Diamonds tour
- The six failed attempts before it
- The fact that her biggest selling album in her home market didn't even get to 3 million
- The fact that she releases albums more frequently than she changes her tampon
- The fact that she still sucks donkey anus as a live performer
- Any number of cheap and tawdry Chris Brown jokes
- The plethora of unsold tickets to the Diamonds tour
- The six failed attempts before it
- The fact that her biggest selling album in her home market didn't even get to 3 million - The fact that she releases albums more frequently than she changes her tampon
- The fact that she still sucks donkey anus as a live performer
- Any number of cheap and tawdry Chris Brown jokes