She doesn't sing live
She doesn't sing her own songs in the studio
She sounds like Alvin & The Chipmunks
She sounds like she has a sinus infection
She doesn't write
She doesn't play an instrument
She became famous via teen sex exploitation
Her crappy songs are forgotten (Xtina is higher on iTunes)
She can't get top 10s in the US
She can't get top 10s outside the US
She can't get a #1 album like Janet Jackson just did
Her album was scrapped due to PG bombing
She can't tour
She is a Vegas casino act
She was fired from X-Factor for low ratings
She's under lifetime conservatorship
She's only remembered for lipsyching/being a train wreck
Beyonce ended her
