EDM-country crossover star Avicii has blamed a “chronic **** addiction” for the current health issues which have seen the twenty five year old Swede put his music career temporarily on hold.
“**** was always a way for me to escape the mundane reality of life,” admitted Avicii, real name Tim Bergling. “It’s tough growing up in Sweden, we have long dark winters where it can be very hard to leave your house so, for me, the best way to deal with this was **** and the obvious masturbation that goes with it.”
“Then one day, about a year ago, I was feeling a bit down after listening to the mastered version of my album True so I decided to watch some ****,” he continued with a regretful tone. “At first I wanted to watch something funny, like a midget ****ing a horse. You know just to cheer me up a little? But as soon as I started watching it I just got sucked deeper and deeper into it. Before I knew what I was doing I jacking off to grannyfootfetish.com in a public toilet.”
“It was all downhill from that day,” he admitted ruefully. “I’ve definitely watched some stuff that I’m not proud off. There’s something about sitting in a hotel room watching a middle aged, over weight woman sticking a pool cue so far up a skinny nineteen year old guy’s ass that it’s practically coming out of his mouth, that makes you pause for a moment and think ‘hey is this really the route I want my life to take?'”
“Then one day, about a year ago, I was feeling a bit down after listening to the mastered version of my album True so I decided to watch some ****,” he continued with a regretful tone. “At first I wanted to watch something funny, like a midget ****ing a horse. You know just to cheer me up a little? But as soon as I started watching it I just got sucked deeper and deeper into it. Before I knew what I was doing I jacking off to grannyfootfetish.com in a public toilet.”
I hate her songs like that and Love Spent.
