Kesha wakes up in the dumpster next to a large, lumpy creature. It doesn't seem human... is it human?
The bizarre species lifts a banana peel off of her face and lets out a loud yawn. Kesha shrieks, chokes, and dies again after witnessing the horrendous atrocity. Before she dies, she notices the monster typing up a paragraph about her on ATRL.
Bonnie runs outside to see what's going on to find the lumpy creature crying over Kesha's corpse while eating it. "I always loved you," it yowled. Bonnie quietly goes back inside.
E! explains the Gone Girl phenom to illiterates everywhere:
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Books, Y'all: Gone Girl is an adaptation from the 2012 best-selling novel of the same name, written by Gillian Flynn. People went crazy for it. In fact, if you asked anyone that year for a book recommendation, they would shout "Gone Girl!" faster than you could say "please don't shout at me."
Basic Synopsis: The plot is very complex, much too complex to sum up in a couple sentences, but basically the book revolves around Nick Dunne, whose wife Amy goes missing on their five-year wedding anniversary. It's a suspenseful crime story, sure, but it also takes an in-depth look at relationships and the notion that we never truly know the people we fall in love with.
Twisty Turns: We obviously are not going to tell you about the twists in the book, but just know that the second half of Gone Girl will give a new meaning to the phrase "holy s--t, I did not see that coming! What in the hell is going to happen now?" And that is a phrase you will probably use verbatim several times while reading about Amy and Nick.
