As a straight guy who considers everything pop on my iPod to be a guilty pleasure, I will admit to having a few Taylor songs, mainly because for some strange reason she seems so sweet that I would feel like a complete douchebag if I were to ever come out and bash her in the open.

I know it makes no sense but like... she's Taylor ****in Swift. Trolling against her is like making fun of a little girl with a lollipop who still dresses in tutus for tea parties with stuffed animals. Below the belt.