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Celeb News: Katy shades Taylor!
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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Member Since: 8/27/2012
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 This Katy/Taylor feud is already boring me tbh.
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Member Since: 4/30/2011
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Originally posted by jgamgr
Katy had ACTUALLY warned Taylor, after the 2011 VMA's
Katy released a remix of E.T. with Kanye West
E.T. actually means Eliminate Taylor
"You're an alien"
Katy ha shade was big
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Sis 
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Now just waiT a damn minute!
Katy clocking girls like that!
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Member Since: 9/13/2012
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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I lost it at Jessie J
And at half the people in this thread not knowing what this is from 
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Member Since: 11/18/2008
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Originally posted by muddysquirrel
Only pattern i see is you being consistently clueless. 
But wait... that Toxickat post was some kind of 'Mean Girls' reference? Mess. I thought it was some tryhard attempt to be funny.  That film never was that much of a deal out of US i guess... |
Not you talking about try hard and unfunny when your location says RIhanna's forehead.
GORL BYE.
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I screamed at Jessie J. SCREEEEEAMED.
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I love her....
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Hmm that description sounds like it fits Katy herself.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by Scherzy
"E.T. = Eliminate Taylor"
"she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap."
MY KNEES ffffffff 
this thread
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Not Eliminate Taylor 
This is a mess
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Member Since: 8/13/2012
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This the the most fun thing of my life I cannot I'm so excited
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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Bye 
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Member Since: 5/31/2012
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Let me stan for Taylor.
I bet Gaga is following this drama. 
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Member Since: 6/30/2010
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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I wanna kiss you on the lips
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We all know you're the Regina, Katy.
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
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Damn
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Member Since: 7/4/2007
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ToxicKat reminds me of why I *generally* like the Kats (way more than I like Katy) - they have a good sense of humor.
Certain posters in the last day or two had made me forget that fact with their weak shade and screaming and piles of smilies and gifs.
This thing would be more fun if more people were clever and coherent like ToxicKat.
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