The. Most. Awkward. Thing. Today, I had gym, and there's this one kid who has a huge, ya know. And you can see like an outline of it from the gym shorts, and he was running, and it was flopping, and I got a massive boner. I sat so awkwardly, covering it up with my book, so damn awkward
The. Most. Awkward. Thing. Today, I had gym, and there's this one kid who has a huge, ya know. And you can see like an outline of it from the gym shorts, and he was running, and it was flopping, and I got a massive boner. I sat so awkwardly, covering it up with my book, so damn awkward
Didn't go through the whole thread but this had me in tears
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Originally posted by iLays
Speaking of tampons and such. I remember in 9th grade history everybody thought a rat or something had died in tha class cuz it smelled like **** for like a week and tha smell was nowhere to be found. One day we did some group session and had to use these books that had been on tha shelf forever. Turned out there was a flat ass bloody ass pad with maggots in it in one of tha pages. Tha bitch who opened tha book was so irate. Everybody was screaming and **** like it was a dead body.
What tha hell is in female blood that attracts maggots is what i wanna know?
Well, I had a full on goatee in the 7th grade. I went from having no hair to all the facial hair in the world like overnight. My nickname at the time was "wolverine." lol
I remember this time in middle school when all the guys were changing in the locker room, they were making fun of guys who still wore those "whitey tighties" and that day I waited for everyone to leave before I changed because I still wore them. That day I went home and demanded to go to Walmart and have boxers bought. Ever since then, I've worn boxers.
don't you want your first time to be something special?!!! Like I don't know about u guys, but I want he person who takes my V-card is at least not whorish haha
Getting a boner when a class is over and you stay in you're chair awkardly waiting for everybody to leave the room and then wait for you're boner to dissapear is constant in my life.
