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ATRL: ATRL: ROAST
Member Since: 11/10/2009
Posts: 19,215
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Originally posted by Foxaylove
You all must read the rules. NO REBUTTALS to what people roast you with. You can only laugh and shrug it off. Take the readings and deal with it. Sats and Eli ripped my roots off and set fire to that mess and I cackled my heart out right to bed from it. You'll live hon!
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No, sis. I was just dealing with something difficult in real life and I wasn't quite ready to look at all of this. But I'm all good right now and I know most of these *****s use me.
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Member Since: 5/23/2010
Posts: 29,856
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Originally posted by BTrisc
I'm ready for your stones, babe.
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I'm telling Sam you called me babe.
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Member Since: 11/10/2009
Posts: 19,215
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Originally posted by EarlyMorning
I'm telling Sam you called me babe.
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Member Since: 3/9/2011
Posts: 11,102
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Originally posted by B3NK3V1N
I don't even give a **** if everyone else here has thousands of posts and have their seniority to fall back on. The moment I saw a post of Johnny's, I knew he was complete trash - the type of person you look at in real life as if you're looking at a *** stain on your sheets from the one night stand before. He thinks he drags Gaga effortlessly and can rile the monsters up like no other but they kind of lose their flavor when we ALL know he'd jump on the chance to lick my Queen's **** the moment she offered him. He reminds me of Skyler with all his prepubescent talking, but at least Skyler comes off as cute.
And at first I thought that symbol between his name was his way of trying to be cute and ironic and all that, but the more I've gotten to read his posts, the more I think it's a pubic hair that's undoubtedly stuck between his ***-covered teeth.
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Member Since: 7/12/2010
Posts: 9,704
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Originally posted by satellites™
Since Ive known Sinny he has gone by at least 20 different names. Mijo, Angelique, Sinny, iBeyonce, BeyoncesGiirl, BeyoncesBoii, and etc. But that's not even the worst part, he changes races every 5 seconds. One day he is black, then white, puerto rican, dominican, italian? His ass don't even know where half of that **** is located because he's never left Mississippi. The closest he has come to visiting Latin America was eating tacos at the 2 for 1 during his school barnyard extravaganza.
He came here eons before me, two of them to be exact. So how the hell did I become the most popular member of all time when Sinny clearly had the personality to be that before I even got here? The only reason people know his name is because he hangs with me, before me he was just another irrelevant who didnt know who to stan for and what to say to look cool. He jacks ALL his **** from BrandySource and other forums filled with hopeless, tacky, ghetto, homosexuals and not one thing he does is original.
Had me and Geez not taken him under our wing he would be still following behind the has beens of BwBoard and trying to find his place in life. Basically without me and my influence he is TRASH, FORGETTABLE, NOTHING, A NOBODY, and that is what he will remain until I, the creator says otherwise.
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I thought y'all were cool
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Originally posted by B3NK3V1N
I don't even give a **** if everyone else here has thousands of posts and have their seniority to fall back on. The moment I saw a post of Johnny's, I knew he was complete trash - the type of person you look at in real life as if you're looking at a *** stain on your sheets from the one night stand before. He thinks he drags Gaga effortlessly and can rile the monsters up like no other but they kind of lose their flavor when we ALL know he'd jump on the chance to lick my Queen's **** the moment she offered him. He reminds me of Skyler with all his prepubescent talking, but at least Skyler comes off as cute.
And at first I thought that symbol between his name was his way of trying to be cute and ironic and all that, but the more I've gotten to read his posts, the more I think it's a pubic hair that's undoubtedly stuck between his ***-covered teeth.
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Member Since: 8/22/2009
Posts: 50,646
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It's called a roast girl, friends are the reason the show exists.
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 8/8/2006
Posts: 42,086
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Originally posted by satellites™
It's called a roast girl, friends are the reason the show exists.
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Foxay is such a good dragger, I'm scurred!
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Member Since: 11/10/2009
Posts: 19,215
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Originally posted by Chemist
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Foxay is such a good dragger, I'm scurred!
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The Pierce drag, I cannot.
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Member Since: 2/9/2008
Posts: 32,819
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The thing is, Jonny doesn't REALLY bother me.
I don't understand why he's popular, though. He's not witty. He's not funny. He's not original. He's not even good at being a stan. He just posts a lot and calls Gaga an ugly tranny.
He's not offensive. He's just kind of there, taking up space. Wasting space, I guess.
What better drag is there than that?
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Member Since: 11/10/2009
Posts: 19,215
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Originally posted by eli's_rhythm
The thing is, Jonny doesn't REALLY bother me.
I don't understand why he's popular, though. He's not witty. He's not funny. He's not original. He's not even good at being a stan. He just posts a lot and calls Gaga an ugly tranny.
He's not offensive. He's just kind of there, taking up space. Wasting space, I guess.
What better drag is there than that?
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Member Since: 4/2/2010
Posts: 17,951
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Sinny, you've had more black dick in you than a urinal at the BET Awards.
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Member Since: 6/18/2010
Posts: 2,010
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Originally posted by B3NK3V1N
I don't even give a **** if everyone else here has thousands of posts and have their seniority to fall back on. The moment I saw a post of Johnny's, I knew he was complete trash - the type of person you look at in real life as if you're looking at a *** stain on your sheets from the one night stand before. He thinks he drags Gaga effortlessly and can rile the monsters up like no other but they kind of lose their flavor when we ALL know he'd jump on the chance to lick my Queen's **** the moment she offered him. He reminds me of Skyler with all his prepubescent talking, but at least Skyler comes off as cute.
And at first I thought that symbol between his name was his way of trying to be cute and ironic and all that, but the more I've gotten to read his posts, the more I think it's a pubic hair that's undoubtedly stuck between his ***-covered teeth.
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AHHH YOU BITCH!!1 NOT NOW!!!
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Member Since: 3/3/2011
Posts: 23,567
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Originally posted by B3NK3V1N
I don't even give a **** if everyone else here has thousands of posts and have their seniority to fall back on. The moment I saw a post of Johnny's, I knew he was complete trash - the type of person you look at in real life as if you're looking at a *** stain on your sheets from the one night stand before. He thinks he drags Gaga effortlessly and can rile the monsters up like no other but they kind of lose their flavor when we ALL know he'd jump on the chance to lick my Queen's **** the moment she offered him. He reminds me of Skyler with all his prepubescent talking, but at least Skyler comes off as cute.
And at first I thought that symbol between his name was his way of trying to be cute and ironic and all that, but the more I've gotten to read his posts, the more I think it's a pubic hair that's undoubtedly stuck between his ***-covered teeth.
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Member Since: 7/12/2010
Posts: 9,704
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Originally posted by satellites™
It's called a roast girl, friends are the reason the show exists.
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Mhm..
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Member Since: 11/6/2010
Posts: 27,791
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Originally posted by B3NK3V1N
I don't even give a **** if everyone else here has thousands of posts and have their seniority to fall back on. The moment I saw a post of Johnny's, I knew he was complete trash - the type of person you look at in real life as if you're looking at a *** stain on your sheets from the one night stand before. He thinks he drags Gaga effortlessly and can rile the monsters up like no other but they kind of lose their flavor when we ALL know he'd jump on the chance to lick my Queen's **** the moment she offered him. He reminds me of Skyler with all his prepubescent talking, but at least Skyler comes off as cute.
And at first I thought that symbol between his name was his way of trying to be cute and ironic and all that, but the more I've gotten to read his posts, the more I think it's a pubic hair that's undoubtedly stuck between his ***-covered teeth.
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Damn
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Member Since: 7/9/2010
Posts: 42,506
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Originally posted by B3NK3V1N
I don't even give a **** if everyone else here has thousands of posts and have their seniority to fall back on. The moment I saw a post of Johnny's, I knew he was complete trash - the type of person you look at in real life as if you're looking at a *** stain on your sheets from the one night stand before. He thinks he drags Gaga effortlessly and can rile the monsters up like no other but they kind of lose their flavor when we ALL know he'd jump on the chance to lick my Queen's **** the moment she offered him. He reminds me of Skyler with all his prepubescent talking, but at least Skyler comes off as cute.
And at first I thought that symbol between his name was his way of trying to be cute and ironic and all that, but the more I've gotten to read his posts, the more I think it's a pubic hair that's undoubtedly stuck between his ***-covered teeth.
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Holy ****
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Banned
Member Since: 4/30/2011
Posts: 38,486
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Some people can't even spell Jonny's name
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Member Since: 10/21/2009
Posts: 2,703
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Originally posted by B3NK3V1N
I don't even give a **** if everyone else here has thousands of posts and have their seniority to fall back on. The moment I saw a post of Johnny's, I knew he was complete trash - the type of person you look at in real life as if you're looking at a *** stain on your sheets from the one night stand before. He thinks he drags Gaga effortlessly and can rile the monsters up like no other but they kind of lose their flavor when we ALL know he'd jump on the chance to lick my Queen's **** the moment she offered him. He reminds me of Skyler with all his prepubescent talking, but at least Skyler comes off as cute.
And at first I thought that symbol between his name was his way of trying to be cute and ironic and all that, but the more I've gotten to read his posts, the more I think it's a pubic hair that's undoubtedly stuck between his ***-covered teeth.
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Member Since: 8/26/2011
Posts: 5,129
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Originally posted by B3NK3V1N
I don't even give a **** if everyone else here has thousands of posts and have their seniority to fall back on. The moment I saw a post of Johnny's, I knew he was complete trash - the type of person you look at in real life as if you're looking at a *** stain on your sheets from the one night stand before. He thinks he drags Gaga effortlessly and can rile the monsters up like no other but they kind of lose their flavor when we ALL know he'd jump on the chance to lick my Queen's **** the moment she offered him. He reminds me of Skyler with all his prepubescent talking, but at least Skyler comes off as cute.
And at first I thought that symbol between his name was his way of trying to be cute and ironic and all that, but the more I've gotten to read his posts, the more I think it's a pubic hair that's undoubtedly stuck between his ***-covered teeth.
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Member Since: 3/10/2011
Posts: 5,354
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Originally posted by B3NK3V1N
I don't even give a **** if everyone else here has thousands of posts and have their seniority to fall back on. The moment I saw a post of Johnny's, I knew he was complete trash - the type of person you look at in real life as if you're looking at a *** stain on your sheets from the one night stand before. He thinks he drags Gaga effortlessly and can rile the monsters up like no other but they kind of lose their flavor when we ALL know he'd jump on the chance to lick my Queen's **** the moment she offered him. He reminds me of Skyler with all his prepubescent talking, but at least Skyler comes off as cute.
And at first I thought that symbol between his name was his way of trying to be cute and ironic and all that, but the more I've gotten to read his posts, the more I think it's a pubic hair that's undoubtedly stuck between his ***-covered teeth.
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Okay, I actually laughed out loud at this.
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