Pixel Dark - I'll start with what I didn't like, or didn't really understand. The TL;DR - LADY ROYALTY DID IT was a really weird move. Why spoil part of your narrative like that? It's not like your entry is overly long, and any judge that can't be bothered to read it all shouldn't judge at all!
I mean, I agree but I can't help who is on the cast, and I figured some just couldn't be asked to read. Glad you did, though. I really think it helps the whole story overall.
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But that's about it. I enjoyed the way you expanded upon the initial entry story elements with your own flavor. There were a couple of really good bits, especially the parts about the cops passing things off as coincidence, etc.
I figured it'd be easier (and funnier) to just make the cops stupid than to try to work every detail around what investigators could or couldn't discover based on the clues etc. I guess it paid off <3
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I really wish you'd included a transcript of the sex line phone call or something to really add something to your entry, but I can also understand why you didn't.
It wasn't because I didn't have the nerve or w/e, I just literally never thought to do it. It would've been conflicting with one of the story elements, but it could've also just been code (and that could've been revealed too), but yeah I just didn;t think about it.
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Overall, this is a great entry. I don't think it's the best, but you'll probably win anyway!
You best believe after 6 weeks straight of being SAFE I was like "Oh well, once I any bit flop I am eliminated with that run" but I am so happy now. Sometimes kids ESSAYS DO WIN! Thank you everyone.
This is my first lip sync and I'm going to do something I feel I've never gotten the chance to do thus far in the competition. Show my talent in more than just the single form it's been displayed in the competition thus far (fashion). Although, I did manage to include two looks that reflect the queen I was in season one versus the queen I am in season two in the terms of fashion. Let's start with the first two looks shall we?
This is an obvious ode to Jackie Kennedy, if not what some would probably include a copy. But this outfit was very much who I was in season one in terms of fashion. My fashion was very pastel driven, very feminine, coordinated, but nothing that really was worthy of attention or praise. Some would argue the same this season but there's a reason why I'm here. It's because I am Chanel DiAngelo's daughter. Bless.
This second look is one of the looks I've been holding back on submitting this season. Not necessarily because I don't feel as if it on par with the other things I've submitted this season, more so... well I really don't know why. I feel it's very reflective of who I am now as a queen in terms of fashion. There's a little more high fashion there and more importantly effort.
In short, fashion is just the place where I feel I excel. It's home to me.
I'm pretty sure a lot of the other queens think that my talent is restricted to the runway, but it's not. In actuality, I consider myself to be a writer and a comedy queen both. Most of the challenges here regarding both these things have involved having to actually write about other contestants. The truth of the matter is, I don't really know anyone here. Is it because I don't want to? Yes. Don't blame me. Here is a script that I wrote recently for a series that Chanel created herself but I wrote the pilot script first before she could. It's a total hoot and is about a politician's daughter who gets caught up in a relationship with a guy who has mafia ties and ultimately ends up getting her parents killed. She snitches on him and is forced to go through the WPP, etc. It's ridiculous. Enjoy it.
Also, another major skill of mine are visuals. I've played this game called Create a Label for about fives years now. It involves you writing/creating an entire album campaign for an artist and promoting it like they sort of do in real life. I've released so many albums in game but my best and most prized work is one I did just a few months ago. Here's the booklet I made + the songs I wrote for it!
I feel there's been a major misconception regarding me and my motives for being in the competition, simply the misconception that I have no motive. I care about this competition and have been working week after week to try to prove that to not only everyone else but myself. This portfolio of sorts just showcases all that I have to give as a queen and why I'm worthy of still being in this competition. I've got so much to give y'all. But if my time has come to an end, I understand (Not really, please don't let me be sent home by that dumb bitch Kunty Clarkson). But to close this out
"There will be great fashion queens again, but there will never be another Eve Saint Laurence."
xo Eve
Kunty Clarkson
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CiTrue Mysteries - The Aftermath:
Citrus crypt-walkered her way back from her alzheimer induced disappearance just in time to come in and ruin Season 3 of ATRL's Drag Race. In her secondfirst judging challenge, she put fan favorite queen, Kunty Clarkson, in the bottom, making her fight for her life against the ironically life-less Eve Laurence Fishburne. Citrus did so on the fact that she was unable to tell a pair of earrings from a pair of glasses. Obviously mentally unfit for competition, Chanel allowed her scoring, anyways.
A stage descends from the gay heavens, Kunty and Eve take their places as they prepare for battle:
While Kunty is serving her messy wig it to the judges, Fashion Queen Eve sleep-walks around the stage. Citrus would have enjoyed Kunty's performance, but she was too busy trying to wear earrings as colored contacts. Chanel prepares to make her decision. Will she chose Kunty, the beloved queen who has been consistent and dedicated to the competition? Or will she go the route of nepotism, and chose Eve, the contestant who has shown disregard for this competition over and over?
Ladies, I have made my decision...
Kunty Clarkson,
You sure turned out this lip sync for me. And believe me, you turned out a majority of this competition. You started out strong, a sleeper hit in the first-week fashion challenge, and showed you had looks, wit, talent, and plenty of charisma to keep me drawn to you. Upon casting week, I barely noticed you, but you forced me to see you as the queen you are and you quickly became one of my favorites. Which is why it breaks my hear to say that you won't be making it further in the competition. I'm sorry, I truly am, because you deserve better. Maybe another time will be yours. But, you sure demonstrated the charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent that is represented in your name, Kunty. It was a pleasure to have you this season, and don't you ever lower the bar for yourself. Now,
Eve Saint Laurence,
You are a mess, bitch, and I almost regret to say that I live for it. Not just because you're my daughter, but because you go from sleepwalking through the competition (and still being better than like 2/3 of girls when you half-ass an entry) to showing us what you're truly capable of. A standard has been set for you, partially by the week you won, but mostly by this lip sync, which accentuates the very talents that got you into this competition to begin with. You better not disappoint us any more from here on out. I'm keeping you around for a reason, darling. I love you.
My Faggy Five, I'm glad to still have you around. This season has put America through the wringer, and some of you who have already gone home have accused me of being similar to our president-elect Donald Trump; but trust and believe, you haven't seen a messy presidential candidate yet if you think you have. Do you think you have what it takes to take office? Cuz trust and believe, I wish we could give out a stimulus package for the relief of the busted.
Don't even pretend any of you are mad because you think I made the wrong decision; you just hate Eve, and me, for endorsing what she does. But I based my decision off of the lip sync and as sad as I was to do this, I think it was right. But what's new?
Next challenge eventually. Maybe tomorrow; making heartbreaking decisions was tiring.