Okay it's happening. Im so sorry. I have to tell the truth. I have been holding this in so long.... I can't do it anymore.'last September I was abducted by aliens. it was late in the night, and I heard my window open. I thought it was the window but I looked and felt something touc me and I tried to close it. it grabbed me and I felt a lot of weird sensations inside my ear and I woke up in like a metal cylinder. it's hard to explain. I was naked. I touched myself and I was wet. it was cold and I waited for what felt like hours. I was so afraid but then I heard noises coming. I wanted to scream but no noise would come out.' a blue light came at me and then I felt the feeling in my ear again. I woke up next laying in a glass coffin with two creatures looking at me. they turned to eachother after realising I woke up, whispered something, and then brought a brown liquid from a glass shelf. the entered this into a tube and it was connected to my ear and I felt it go inside me. it was like drowning. the next thing I knew I was back in my bedroom but I didn't feel the same. I endured a lot of psychological testing and harassment over the last year which is why the animal awards were delayed so much and had a lot of problems but now that I turned 18 I have emancipated myself and gained freedom. I don't take the medication they give me and I can never listen to aliens invading in the same way again.
One good thing which came from this experience though I became a lot more beautiful. I like to think as a gift for complying with the aliens they gave me some magical beauty. it was worth it.
I can't name anyone for sure, except for maybe CrazyKid (which is fair cause I've been mean to him. but i've been v nice lately). I thought Ryan hated me too but he gave me a blow job yesterday and me, him and Sam Jay had a threesome in the shower.
There was a crop circle in the sky so I ran inside but suddenly there was a huge flash of light coming from outside then the alien started talkng to me from the sky in his alien language as if he was going to kill us all
An underrated bop I used this song in my documentary about aliens for school in grade 12. lmao
I used YLIMD in my powerpoint about the dangers of drugs in 11th This fat girl tried to drag me, and I clapped back by saying cocaine and Redbull can help you lose weight
I used C'Mon along with a clapping and cheering audio for my panel discussion last year, and the fact the volume was turned all the way sounded like animals were being slaughtered