[Nialler]

Originally posted by Cupid

At the 1989 tour, where else?

johnny karate ‏@rahrahsamia 1 min
Food Network's Ina Garten is on the meet&greet line bc Taylor made her cake on July 4th. #1989TourEastRutherford

I said not the White House nuclear energy expert

[iHype.]

Originally posted by Kworb

So Usher didn't recognize its potential and Jennifer did. I guess that means she is more gifted musically.

Then explain AKA.

[mr_brightside]

Originally posted by Cupid

http://atrl.net/forums/showthread.php?t=829827

OUCH

poor Beyst, she's over. on to the next gimmick, I guess

[slobro]

Originally posted by mr_brightside

why did yall think ariola frappe will last longer than 3 years anyway? atrl's opinion is just really and always wrong

Someone who looks like this isn't gonna be over anytime soon

[Guero]

Oh, someone new to add to my ignore list.

[Reader]

Originally posted by ToLove

Ariana's career is gonna be fine. Two pop stations blacklisting her in North Dakota () is not going to affect her chart success in any way, and her diva tantrums have been revealed time and time again ever since "The Way" started climbing the charts.

Any of her fans who believe that she's some misunderstood angel are likely below the age of 12 or are reaching Iggy levels of denial at this point.

She can take a slight hit on radio considering she is a streaming queen, I've been getting a cackle in about this whole situ but if it actually affects her career...



Tiziano's tours aren't anything like what I imagined.

[youkneekorn]

Originally posted by mr_brightside

"Flop Album" they say + Theatre Tour w/ Forgotten Jazz Legend: 59M $$ earnings


Successful "AOTY" deserving winner + Stadium Tour w/ Relevant Hip Hop Legend: 54M $ earnings

That Beysic pic is ewwwww.

[Badger]

That's enough now mr_brightside

[MusicTalker]

Originally posted by iHype.

This is still better than We Found Love, Diamonds, and FourFive Seconds.

Hype this is a mess.

The autotune in WTC is hideous.

[Bounce]

This song deserved to smash.

[Kworb]

Originally posted by iHype.

Then explain AKA.

Haven't listened to it. I'm sure it's great.

[Jewfro]

Originally posted by Nicole

Yonkers, 2020.

A dingy hole-in-the-wall jazz bar that doubles as a brothel on the weekend. On the window hangs a “C” Sanitary Inspection Grade. Inside, a cockroach scurries across the bar floor and onto the stage. A high-heeled boot STOMPS it dead. The boot is imitation leather, the scuffing filled out with a black marker. Lady Gaga looks down at the roach she just killed and imagines it’s Katy Perry. Her short, corpulent frame is squeezed into an ill-fitting Nordstrom Rack sequined “mermaid” gown.

“Hey fellas!” she calls out in her best Mae West impression. “What’s a girl gotta do to get a drink around here??” She thinks talking like this makes her more sound more “old-school showbiz.” A waiter pours cheap Costco scotch-whiskey into a chipped glass and brings it to her on the stage.

She takes the glass with a pudgy arm covered in a giant “Lady Gaga Is Over” tattoo (the “ironic” title of her 5th and final pop album). She takes a big gulp of whiskey and starts hollering “DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU’RE MY HERO” in a raspy voice ravaged by alcohol. Behind her a sign reads “Bette Midler Tribute Night.”

About a dozen middle-aged drunks sit at the bar drowning their sorrows in $5 beer. Lady Gaga’s voice rises — “YOU’RE EVERYTHING I WISH I COULD BEEEEE” — in a failed attempt to get their attention. “Oh well,” she thinks to herself. "At least I got paid for this gig." An $80 check is stuffed in her bra.

Suddenly a black transvestite wanders into the bar and starts cheering for her. Lady Gaga's eyes well with tears. "I am remembered. I am known," she thinks to herself. Encouraged, she downs the rest of her whiskey and goes for the kill: “CUZZZZ YOU ARE THE WIIIIIND BENEATH MY WIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!” she wheezes and shouts and growls, thinking she ended the song on a triumphant note.

“Homegirl, you done snatched my weave and strangled me with it! I am deceased!” calls out the transvestite in praise. (later that night, he will be killed in the alley behind the bar.)

One of the guys at the bar nudges his drinking buddy and points to Lady Gaga (who’s refilling her glass with whiskey). “Who was that?” The drinking buddy squints his eyes at her. “Liza Minnelli, I think.”

Reminder that this is sewer rat's future.

[mr_brightside]

should I make a poll of brit vs beyst (who is more hideous?)

[youkneekorn]

Any news about new Xtincta music (not a feat.)?

[Gui Blackout]

Video: Gaga's career in 5mins

kinda how long it lasted LOL!

[youkneekorn]

Originally posted by mr_brightside

should I make a poll of brit vs beyst (who is more hideous?)

FadGa still wins the most hideous "award".

[B-Luke]

Talk Dirty (the blueprint) > Worthle$$

[Kworb]

Originally posted by Gui Blackout

kinda how long it lasted LOL!

When I saw the thread title I expected it to be a troll thread with just the Poker Face video.

[Dollas n Diamonds]

Poor RhiannasVeyOwn

[RihannasVeryOwn]

Originally posted by iHype.

Ugh, why do all the worst representations of Monsters have to be SYG Regulars. It's like y'all want her to be dragged.
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This is still better than We Found Love, Diamonds, and FourFive Seconds.

not even in the slightest its the worst of her eurotrash songs