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Discussion: Do straight guys give you Silent Treatment?
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Originally posted by Joaquin Ignacio
This has to be the hottest thing that's happened to me...
I went to BestBuy yesterday looking for a pair of earphones, and this REALLY cute guy that works there tried to start a conversation about "music", I don't know if he was straight or gay but the way he looked at me had me drooling inside, I bought the earphones and he told me to fill a "poll" about costumer service, I didn't even read the receipt until I got home and he added his *****ing phone number to MY RECEIPT  , why would he do that? I wasn't even flirting with him but deep inside I really wanted the D, I'm scared to call him now, I'm really anxious  |
Sis call him and get da **** 
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Originally posted by Eaten By Lions
Okay I have another:
In high school I had a sleepover with one of my friends. We were just doing normal stuff until it was late at night. We turned on the TV to find some soft core **** playing on the channel. So obviously we watched it. 
Slowly but surely I started to feel the bed rock. I asked him "are you humping the bed" and he simply said "is there something wrong with that?" and I didn't respond. I remember thinking to myself omg something is going to happen. 
Later on in the night he sacked me (something that honestly all the guys did at school) and so I sacked him back to find he was hard. I pulled down his pants and we kind of went at it a bit. That happened a few more times though the night but we never talked about it again. Then he got a girlfriend and they dated for like 100 years.  |
Oh, i didn't know you had it in you Lions 
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Originally posted by FantasySoul
Sis call him and get da **** |
!! and if not, pass that # on to me 
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Mods I am NOT here for the repressed homosexuals and **p**licans reporting this thread when it is CLEARLY le bible study for the geighs. 
#OccupyTheLounge
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Why did the OP get banned 
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Originally posted by PeterTheMonster
Why did the OP get banned |
She's been banned since the 31st of December 
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Why is reported
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Originally posted by Akil
She's been banned since the 31st of December |
Oh okay then 
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Originally posted by AuraOfPinkslam
Gworl, it's only home-wrecking if you try to steal their man for yourself. I have definietly had my fair share of Monica Lewinsky-esque affairs.
The key to straight men, is reading them, knowing what they like and being close w/ them. The joking dry hump, eventually comes with a semi-*****. The drunken heart to hearts eventually become drunken curiosity confessions. The pretend "suck my d*ck" orders will soon become real request.
The girlfriends are whatever. I slide my manties to the side and ride it slow like a lullaby and pull off into the night. |
i love you  
You are giving me so much life  ur a god  lol
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Originally posted by AuraOfPinkslam
Gworl, it's only home-wrecking if you try to steal their man for yourself. I have definietly had my fair share of Monica Lewinsky-esque affairs.
The key to straight men, is reading them, knowing what they like and being close w/ them. The joking dry hump, eventually comes with a semi-*****. The drunken heart to hearts eventually become drunken curiosity confessions. The pretend "suck my d*ck" orders will soon become real request.
The girlfriends are whatever. I slide my manties to the side and ride it slow like a lullaby and pull off into the night. |
omg Teach me your ways! These stories are giving me life, but I'm jealous none of my straight friends act like this around me. 
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Who reported this thread? If you're not comfortable with gay people stuff, then don't come in here.
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Originally posted by EastCoastTM
Before me and my boyfriend came out to each other we were best friends. It was the night before New Years Eve and we had went to a bonfire and we didn't have a place to stay so we went to my Grandma's vacation house. Anyway there is 3 rooms and he was scared to sleep alone since she had died in the house so he asked could we sleep together on the couch in the living room (which isn't weird cause we slept together in his bed all the time) but anyway his ass was on my dick so once I woke up I thought hmmmm I'm just going to pretend like I'm still sleep so I casually placed my hand on his dick and waited for it to get hard IT DID!!! He started to wake up and he placed his hand on top of mine and started making his dick jump.
There are so many stories with me and him, but now we're happy together THANK the Lord. |
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Originally posted by AuraOfPinkslam
Gworl, it's only home-wrecking if you try to steal their man for yourself. I have definietly had my fair share of Monica Lewinsky-esque affairs.
The key to straight men, is reading them, knowing what they like and being close w/ them. The joking dry hump, eventually comes with a semi-*****. The drunken heart to hearts eventually become drunken curiosity confessions. The pretend "suck my d*ck" orders will soon become real request.
The girlfriends are whatever. I slide my manties to the side and ride it slow like a lullaby and pull off into the night. |
asd I've had the "pretend suck dick" done to me before by more than one straight guy. They aren't slick 
Eye contact too is a big one, if I suspect a guy I pay extra attention to see if he's stealing glances at the D.
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Oh, i didn't know you had it in you Lions |
I have a few tricks
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!! and if not, pass that # on to me |
nnn;mn mess 
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This thread just won't die
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I aint aint even gonna front, I use to perrero back in my high school days with my Dominican friends when I was 'straight' and got my feels and humps in and we went about our day.
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This closeted gay guy is making me an emotional wreck lately. I will get into it later.
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I have one who act like this towards me, and i recently told him about me etc he still treats me the same, still comes around. We argue like a married couple its so funny.
One night after we were drunk he told me how he was pissed i didn't come out for new years with everybody else(mind you we both laying on the bean bag he is on top of me but his face is to the ceiling) then after a lil bit more talking went to my room, because he said he was too tired to go to his and then started to try to punch my dick. So we went back & forth wresting "trying" to hit each other dicks, it was so cute.
But i wish he stop, he don't know how much I'm in love with him. We have so many stories but not gonna post now. Is their a chance he may be "down" yall?
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I don't have outrageous stories but when I was in 7th grade, this one hot Colombian like extremely hot (in my PE class) would always follow me in the bathroom after swimming lessons and then he'd rub his **** against my ass in front of everybody. Of course, every single time I was acting as if I was pissed, but deep down, I wished things could've gotten farther. That was funny to him.
I work at Banana Republic with the one cute guy, they hired us at the same, so we kinda developed a friendship. Whenever he sees me talking to annoying clients or if I look bored, he'd always shout at me "let's go!" or wink at me. That's not all, he always touches my shoulders and massage it to ****ing cheer me up. He's too nice to me for some reason, I don't know why!! Sometimes, he asks me to go out on break with him!  God, he's ****ing delicious and he's got that juicy cake. He just wanna climb him like a tree and make out with him, only if he knew. 
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