Omg why is this the first time I'm hearing this? Without the tragic horrible dated af ear-grating production of the original, it slays my existence. This could have been #1. Damn you Katy.
“But Katy finds both Orlando and Abel attractive in their own ways – and she doesn’t want to have to choose between two of the hottest men on the planet!”
Bitch where? I can only count one and even that's a stretch.