[jax.]

my mom is a lowkey mess and im kind of glad i dont have the same last name as her anymore.

like throwback to when she protested the school board and got all over the news. why is my family a mess.

[Dessy Fenix]

Originally posted by jax.

and tbh i might not even be able to spend the night at the boy's house.

right now my plan is to go there and spend all day there and at like 11 say to my dad "hey can i spend the night at my friend regan's house. she's a lesbian"

or ima say "woowwww i went to a party and i am so drunk!! cant come hom!! crash @ friend hose!"


which is the better plan

Wait. You're underage?

[jax.]

Originally posted by Dessy Fenix

Wait. You're underage?

yes

[Achilles.]

My plan is to let father #2 handle the sex talk.

[Remmy]

Originally posted by wesleywalrus

If I ever had kids, I would be so upfront about it with them, around the 6th-7th grade especially. I'd want to be very chill with them, their person they could tell anything to. Maybe that's too easy to say now, though.

Same. Like instead of having the birds & the bees talk, I'd just sit them down at a computer with a ****hub tab open and let them roam free.

Well, assuming we'll still have computers. Or ****hub. Or that they haven't visited it already.

[Citrus]

Originally posted by Achilles.

My plan is to let father #2 handle the sex talk.

*Daddy #2

[jayyyxtee]

Originally posted by Guernica

my parents have never even said the word 'sex' to me I swear to god. I had to learn everything from my little friends on the playground and television which was a hot ass mess. I didn't even know what a BJ was until I was like 16, no joke. a complete tragedy

yeah I learned everything on my own lolol legit everything, shaving, sex, how to ace an interview, school all of it

wait lol my parents suck

[Magickarp]

Originally posted by jax.

@ me next time

how insecure are u? I'm looking thru chris lilley gifs.

[jax.]

me? kids? lmaoooooo~!!!!

my goal is to be the aunt (in this case the uncle) that has a **** ton of money, no job, and is a hoe.

[jax.]

Originally posted by Magickarp

how insecure are u? I'm looking thru chris lilley gifs.

@ me next time is a common phrase

i literally use it 24/7 lol

[wesleywalrus]

Originally posted by Remmy

Same. Like instead of having the birds & the bees talk, I'd just sit them down at a computer with a ****hub tab open and let them roam free.

Well, assuming we still have computers. Or ****hub. Or that they haven't visited it already.

Let's have kids and show them ****hub together!! Happily ever after

[Achilles.]

Originally posted by Cupid

I sometimes forget a lot of people are quite sheltered, mess.

Is this about me not being allowed to play video games?

[Remmy]

Originally posted by jax.

@ me next time is a common phrase

i literally use it 24/7 lol

Done.

[Dessy Fenix]

Originally posted by jax.

yes

Can't you just tell them you're spending the night with a friend. Why does it have to be complicated? And they let you drink?

[jax.]

the only reason i haven't come out to my parents yet is bc of spite tbh. just bc i know they know im gay and i dont want to give them the satisfaction.

[Guernica]

if I ever had a kid I would probs sit them down at like 12/13 and be as open and honest about sex as I possibly could. it would probably traumatize them and scare them away from sex for a while so I'd end up winning in the end

[gagacasanova]

The Internet taught me about sex. No birds and bees from parentals (thank the good lord).

[Remmy]

Originally posted by wesleywalrus

Let's have kids and show them ****hub together!! Happily ever after

I'm gonna need a picture of you, your birth certificate, ID, possible criminal records, a bank statement and paperwork showing that you're able to adopt and/or donate sperm.

Well, once again, assuming we still won't be able to have kids then.

[Witch Privilege]

I snuck out of my house all the time in high school to hang out with my best friend, who was a girl.

And one time my sister-in-law ratted me out (she's like 10 years older than me), because my friend and I were dumb and posted a picture on FB.

My mom tried giving me the sex talk then, because she was still in denial about me being gay. I hadn't told her, but I'm an obvious gayboy since I was like 3.

As soon as she started talking about sex, I said, "NOPE" and walked out of the room.

[Guernica]

Originally posted by daking17

I do but it's not an easy job. We take a lot of **** from patients/doctors.

It's not for everyone that's for sure. You need to be able to think fast, act fast and hold your own.

As for the program yeah It was hard but It wasn't that bad. (I did it while working 20 hours a week & I still managed to find time for my boyfriend, friends & family) I mean you have people's lives in your hands. You obviously NEED to master the theory as well as being able to use your judgment.

It's a very rewarding job though and I'm a fan of science so it's definitely interesting

I didn't struggle that much. I aced all my clinicals but that's because I'm a Serena VanderWoodsent kind of person: I smile a lot and act like I know what I'm doing

Eventually I became really good by being observant.

ok did he make his font even smaller than it already was. I'm going blind trying to read this