These 10 videos below can anal rape you, destroy your ears, or cause your brain to explode.
NG Presents: Incredibly Bad Music, 10 Worst Songs of 2008
10. Vanessa Hudgens - Sneakernight
- Is she for real? This track is a big MESS. So apparently this song is about dancing. In sneakers. At night. I'd say more about baby va-jayjay, but she already starred in High School Musical 3 so I'll do her a favor and let her pass.
9. Kid Rock - Summer Long
Kid Rock took samples from two classic songs and mashed them into this pure, bloody excrement. Who buys this idiot’s records? I bet all the idiotic rednecks over the U.S. eat this **** up, well, not me. This track is truly a crime against humanity and for that, Kid Rock should be sentenced to life without parole.
8. T-Pain Feat. Lil' Wayne – Can’t Believe It
Yeah, I can't believe this song is permitted to play on the radio because our ears are now infected with HIV and hepatitis. Just when I gain a little respect from T-Pain for Kanye's Good Life, this bitch is back to making horrible music dragging the annoying Lil' Wayne down to the atrocity of "Can't Believe It." Ever wanted to know what it sounds like to rap with a dick in your mouth? Look no further than Lil' Wayne’s “rhymes” in this track.
7. Avril Lavigne - The Best Damn Thing
I used to love Avril, but this fake bitch has gone WAY TOOO FAR with this ****ing song. The lyrics to the song is murdering my soul. Give me an A!! Give me a V!! R! I! W-I-L-L-LOCKED..Avril-up-in a glass water tank and throw angry starving piranhas to show if she can still finishes singing this dreadful song.
6. Teyana Taylor - Google Me
This bitch is so whack. Teyana Taylor wants me to Google her. So I did. I got a few pictures of a chihuahua faced-girl, oh wait that's her!
5. Simple Plan - Save You
I don't understand how this track is supposed to save anyone? How ironic. Their attempt at trying to do an inspirational video = FAIL. I think I finally realize why I hate this band so much...maybe it is because the lead singer's voice makes me want to flip my table, vandalize my room, and cut my ****ing ears off.
4. Hotstylz Feat. Yung Joc - Lookin' Boy
If there is another Holocaust, listening to this song is possibly the most abominable way to torture the victims. Sadly, the victims are us, the innocent people who turned on the radio without knowing that this ass crack song is on. Why do songs like these existed and perceived African Americans to look bad? I don't get it.
3. Yung Berg Feat. Casha - The Business
There are times when the use of autotune makes the songs better (Kanye's 808s), while other, it makes the artist sound like ****, take Yung Berg for example. This song is so bad and why is that **** Casha necessary? I don't get it. I never listen to this song all the way through, it's THAT bad.
2. Scooter Smiff Feat. Chris Brown - Head of My Class
OH HELL NO. Not another ****ing Chicken Noodle Soup whack ass kid trying to make music. Scotter Smiff? Why don't I attached you to the scooter and roll you down a cliff? Even the appearance of Chris Brown cannot save this **** of a song. WHACK.
1. V.I.C. Feat. Soulja Boy - Get Silly
Why is Soulja Boy still in this industry? He has this undeserved fame and ton of fans based on some stupid youtube crunk dance? This song has reach its lowest point of stupidity and people who downloaded it should be ****ing ashamed. For making this song, V.I.C. & Soulja Boy should be send to Iraq, fight the war, abducted by the terrorists, and tortured Hostel style rather than to be alive and continue to make this ****-fest.
If you are still alive after watching these videos, I applaud you.
yay!! we finally agree on something! those songs are ALL terrible, the only ones I sortaaa enjoy are The Business and The Best Damn Thing, the rest should be banned from radio stations and music video channels for eternity!
I love "All Summer Long" and Kid Rock's album and I'm not a redneck, ****TARD.