[Dark Miracles]

Nelly still unbothered.

[Lil Misty]

Fergie was so close to getting 5 number ones omg She's kinda a lot like Katy, with the negative album reviews yet good single reviews. It's weird how that happens idgi, how can they get great single reviews but horrid album reviews

whateva

Fergie better slay.

[CBXC]

And Queen Nelly survives the first update!
This intro was cute. It wasn't anything special, though... And it stated the ideas behind the album a little too explicitly; I would've preferred some mystery.

[Ace Reject]

Christina is such a clunky lyricist. You can always tell when she's written something, as the "metaphors" are so damn obvious. (Pink's the clunkiest songwriter in modern pop, though. By a country MILE.)

[Flashing Lights]

Aww that intro was really cute!

At least Nelly remains untouched.

[supaspaz]

And so to God I pray
That He will give me strength
To carry forward the gift of song in His good faith

And that's why I gave it a 2.

[MP2K]

That's okay, that can go. But in the Xtina disc rate I had to give it a higher score than what I gave it in this rate.

[Qwerty]

I gave Velvet a 9. #23.

I gave Here I Come an 8.5, maybe a little high. #29.

Good riddance to Intro.

[Stevie]

Originally posted by Lil Misty

Fergie was so close to getting 5 number ones omg She's kinda a lot like Katy, with the negative album reviews yet good single reviews. It's weird how that happens idgi, how can they get great single reviews but horrid album reviews

whateva

Fergie better slay.

Because they only create albums with the singles in mind, not nearly putting as much effort into the album tracks.

[@michael]

Originally posted by supaspaz

And that's why I gave it a 2.

God speaks through Legend X.

[Lil Misty]

Originally posted by Stevie

Because they only create albums with the singles in mind, not nearly putting as much effort into the album tracks.

But when your 6 singles all get praise that's half the damn album.

[supaspaz]

Originally posted by Lil Misty

Fergie was so close to getting 5 number ones omg She's kinda a lot like Katy, with the negative album reviews yet good single reviews. It's weird how that happens idgi, how can they get great single reviews but horrid album reviews

I know one publication that gave The Dutchess a rave...

[Stevie]

Originally posted by Lil Misty

But when your 6 singles all get praise that's half the damn album.

Maybe that's why Teenage Dream only got half of a full score on metacritic.

[supaspaz]

Originally posted by Ace Reject

Christina is such a clunky lyricist. You can always tell when she's written something, as the "metaphors" are so damn obvious. (Pink's the clunkiest songwriter in modern pop, though. By a country MILE.)

That reminds me! In the new year, madonnas and I will be a hosting a countdown of pop music's 15 worst songwriters of the last 15 years. You are all invited to attend.

[Luigi]

Originally posted by Stevie

"The Right Man" was extruciating to listen to. That production.

And why is she so somber if she has found the right man. It makes no sense, she should be happy.

Because the song is also about her abusive father.

[MP2K]

These are on my chopping block:
"I Got Trouble"
"Nasty Naughty Boy"
"Welcome"

"U Started It"

"In God's Hands"

"Finally"

[Changes]

Originally posted by supaspaz

That reminds me! In the new year, madonnas and I will be a hosting a countdown of pop music's 15 worst songwriters of the last 15 years. You are all invited to attend.

I can only imagine the dragging.

[Stevie]

Originally posted by supaspaz

That reminds me! In the new year, madonnas and I will be a hosting a countdown of pop music's 15 worst songwriters of the last 15 years. You are all invited to attend.

Exciting!

Originally posted by Luigi

Because the song is also about her abusive father.

Oh. The song still sucks though.

Originally posted by MP2K

These are on my chopping block:
"I Got Trouble"
"Nasty Naughty Boy"
"Welcome"

"U Started It"

"In God's Hands"

"Finally"

Great taste.

[@michael]

I'm loving all the comments so far, guys! Feels great to host a blockbuster rate

There are sixteen songs that had an average between 6 and 7. Tomorrow, we will reveal the first eight of those sixteen!

[Blueberry Mary]

Velvet and OCG

Good night