A Cucumber, an Olive and a Penis
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.
The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."
The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"
The Glow of Love
The glow of love may blaze again,
But first wake up thy heart so slain,
Then beating drums could never hide,
A joyous heart so opened wide!
Shine forth your light on flowers small,
That they may scale the highest wall,
And blossom yet to show the way,
To hidden hearts long gone astray.
Unfurled, unbidden, may it grow,
For what life this unless to show?
How love can swell a weary chest,
And spur on man to be his best!
You are the earth, the moon, the sun,
Take flight, my friend, now start to run,
Towards the greatness that you are,
Then upwards to the brightest star.
Bad Romance