I'm sort of happy about "Royals" going to number one on iTunes just because wow "Wrecking Ball" sucks and also because it's hard not to root for someone who's just starting out and who has ATRL all pressed, but at the same time "Royals" is like the second or third most boring song I've heard all year, after "Just Give Me a Reason" and "Get Lucky"
My aunt woke me up banging on the front door, though. 
