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Originally posted by Buyonce1814
Not after the Saturday I had
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so u finally lost your virginity, nice boy nice, it gets better with the time, the sex I mean
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Originally posted by Ventitonic
It was just another depressing Saturday evening for Bu. He had just woken up too, since his sleeping schedule is a god damn mess thanks to Ramadan. His dream was pretty sexual since he has been an incel for a while. He woke disappointed that it was just a dream, but determined to get his just desserts. He broke a heel running to his computer, to log on to his Lambs4LifeSingles.com account. He types in AnalAssasin as his username, classy. There he finds an account by the extensive name of "the emancipation of a blend of the tears of a butterfly left with memoirs from my heart of a bottom outside looking in". Whew, what a mouthful (unlike Bu). Well anyways, our little messy online queer is desperate for some action so he has in his description [WILL TRADE SEX FOR BUTTERFLY VINYL]. Bu just really couldn't believe his eyes  , this prized possession that he has been hunting for and the only album left needed for his collection. So to make a long story short, they bumped and grinded to some Ribbon.mp3 and Bu left with his Butterfly vinyl. What a god damn dedicated lamb  |
I love lambs <3
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Originally posted by Dylobs
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for this u deserve thread ban
but switch Memoirs with Shitbow and we can negotiate
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first they got two atomic bombs, now she is serving them AB... no wonder MIM tanked in Asia 
But Rainbow is half/half in quality whereas Memoirs is only a third good.