Alright so I started to do one and then I scrapped it so now I'm doing it again and this time it's heaps more fun and exciting and stuff. No special font for y'all because y'all don't deserve it tho hihi (and you probably will find it hard to read so ANYWAY)...
1. Ryanicorn
A complete mess. But in the best way possible. I swear whenever I see you posting something outside of the Kesha base it's to do with dragging some knock-knee'd hoe or running over your grandma to get to a thread. When we were both banned and talking about our faves, Lana's unreleased and redoing the Animal era on Twitter was probably the highlight. Then I had to be a dick about the whole lyric debate thing and we kinda turned into enemies (although I didn't hate you at first, but really grew to despise you). Over time though it looks like things settled down a bit and we're back on the same page... at least somewhat. That's got to be a good thing, right? Yeah, I think so.
2. Thomasuxx
Flawless in every way. We have similar taste in music for the most part, and we're two of the only Kesha/Katy ambassadors for the base (even though I seem to need to be reminded at least once a month that you actually do in fact stan for Katy Perry). Your avi is amazing, you're an active contributor to the base, you're friendly... perfect member tbh.
3. Crazy kid
I've always liked you, tbh. You're my Aussie cousin and I think that's probably been one of the reasons why we've gotten along so well this past year, even though I've had my ups and downs in the base. An all around nice member and probably just a good guy too. Hope things are looking up with you and your dad, too.
4. keshaspearsxo
Wow. Where do I start. Pears, pears, pears.
There was a period where you were my most hated Animal. I found you insufferable. I found you intolerable. I think I may have even made an abortion joke about you. Yeah, I hated you a lot. That was rude. But I can't say you didn't deserve it.
Regardless, you're still one of the most interesting personalities in the base and I respect you for that. I think that you'd be the kind of person that would be fun to have an rather intellectual conversation about music with. Unfortunately, the majority of the time, nothing you say is even remotely intellectual. Overall I think you're pretty great, but I have a feeling you think the same, which can kind of come off a bit arrogant at times. But whatever. You do you.
P.S. I used to think you were the same person as kylespearsfenty for the longest time.
5. Kiss N Tell
A lot of people seem to think that you're an ass and you're cocky or whatever but I think you're alright. Sure, you can seem a bit... forward at times, but I think that can be a good thing. On the whole I don't think I've ever had any real major problems with you can you seem like a nice enough person and a good Animal (with a sometimes questionable taste in her music... your Stephen stanning is NOT okay), although Kiss N Tell is one of her best snubs so all's forgiven. You're cool.
6. MarryTheMonster
I feel like you're a bit of a drifter, when you come by your presence is certainly noticed and most definitely welcomed, though. You stan for a lot of great artists, so that's always a plus. I think I've always seen you being nice. If there's ever one thing I regret is that I ever came across as an ass / arrogant / offensive / stupid etc. because that's something I'll never be able to take back and people will forever associate with me. I don't really attribute these characteristics to you.
7. VampireGrin
Similar to Ryan, we kinda had a period where everything was ****. But overall you seem to be a lively and likeable personality that's definitely noticed in the base when you're around. Pity you stan so hard for Wherever You Are tho, but I will admit I have warmed to it a little in the past year. Your impact, I guess.
8. !Blue!
Got you confused with BlooRiverAnimal at first but I'm over that now. You have more faves than I can count on one hand but at least 90% of them are fantastic so I have no problem with that. I feel like I haven't seen you as much in the base as elsewhere (perhaps because you have so many faves), and it would be nice to see more of you.
9. CrazyKid
OMG you made the Top 10 in the Kesha base, congrats (I honestly didn't know who would be in the most posters, so this is one of the surprises). A LOT of Animals criticise you (sometimes on a daily basis) for a multitude of reasons, which I do think it a little unfair at times. I will admit though, at first it seemed as if you were a bit of an attention seeker. Especially with the whole FKL thing. My advice would be instead of trying so hard to fit in or whatever, just talk about Kesha casually and eventually you'll be cool with (mostly) everyone. You've certainly made an impact on the base, but I don't feel as if it's for the right reasons. May just be me tho.
P.S. I think your stanning for Dirty Love and Futuristic Sex Toys is great, never change that. They're bops.
10. collin
Oh C'Mollin. I wasn't even around for the C'Mon meltdowns but I can only imagine how epic they would have been. Prior to joining ATRL you were the Animal who I looked up to the most and found the most intelligent and rational. Obviously that was before C'Mon flopped. But anyway. You're still lowkey one of my favourite Animals and members on ATRL in general, people give you **** for acting like a Mod at times but you're just being a base leader, and I respect that. Plus your music taste is just >>>>>
11. jaker
I wish I could write more about you but I just really don't know you that well, which is kind of annoying. But you always seem to be fun and are a good part of the Animal stanbase. Plus people seem to think you're hot, but I'm still yet to see evidence of this.
12. mattpowell578
Another underrated member. You're innocence is infectious and I just find you to be such an enjoyable Animal to have in the base. Never really have anything negative to say, which is great. The only thing is... what is with that username? I mean I got **** for SamJJE101, but this is just... eh. I guess I have a thing against random numbers in usernames (seems ironic, but the 101 did mean something to me at the time). Anyway. You're great.
13. Doogle
Another member I see more around ATRL than actually posting here in the base, but you seem to be pretty great and have a respectable taste in music too. A good Animal.
14. Dollas n Diamonds
Gurl what are you doin' so low here. I thought you had a much greater impact on the base than this. I expected you in the Top 10. Oh well. I see you all around the site, so that's probably why. You have a fun taste in Kesha's music and I always find your posts pretty enjoyable, even the ones dragging Gaga.
15. Keshafied
Another Aussie Animal, you're another presence that doesn't seem to be in the base all that much but when you are you're definitely noticed. I remember hearing a couple of covers of yours and they were good. Keep that up. It's always nice to know that Kesha has musical fans as well as just fans who love ha bops just to listen to.
16. Alaska.
Well as we keep going down the list I see more and more Animals who I'm surprised are further up the list than certain others. Like many of these last few, you don't seem to be in the base all that much, but when you are you know Alaska. is here. You have a good taste in music and I think you seem to be a pretty nice member in general too.
17. Gygfb
OMG finally a smash. Former blog owner. Probably one of the most controversial personalities in the base. How are you not higher? I will never know. But your horrible green font was always your shtick. I kinda ended up loving up. Plus your All That Matters stanning >>>>> definitely underrated. I think we are on a similar wavelength a lot of the time which is pretty great. ICON.
18. sh0ckw4ves
Only one word. BAY-SICK.
19. Terre$uxx
You seem to be a lot more active in the base as of late, which is probably why you're here in the Top 20 now. Overall I still don't really know much about you but you seem nice.
20. ks_dollar
A ****ing ATRL legend. Need I say more? No really, should I? I'm kind of running out of things to say... although I think people overrate you a bit (no shade) you are definitely worthy of at least 82% of the praise that you get. You're hilarious, you're sassy, you're great. Oh, and you're Australian. So ha.
Other Assorted Animals (not Top 20 but still slay)
Scorpio King
Another member who's been active more recently. I found your relationship post in the blog both disgusting and stimulating at the same time. It was weird. But you seem decent. Wish you luck with your boys.
CroNich
I've liked you 90% of the time, apart from that brief period where you basically said you thought that I was an insecure loner that acted big on the internet because I was secretly dying inside or something of that vein. But you said you took it back so I'm happy to forgive and get over that. Your fake track lists give me life. Plus I'm warming to Avicii (not M&S tho) so be happy at your impact.
Saint
You're the complete opposite of your username.
Okay, I kid, I kid. But like Ryan and Vampy, there was a rough patch. But you do seem like a nice member and I think you also write songs? I think that's really cool. I've always wanted to write a song but have just never made the time. Hmm. Maybe I will next year. Or something. IDK. So keep doing that.
Jae
Most well known for being a slay music producer than anything else, tbh. But you do seem like a nice guy and well you like Kesha so that's always a good thing. Keep on serving those phat beatz, Jimmy! (7 AM reference)
Misanthrope
Sometimes you do come across as a bit arrogant and your views are a bit extreme at times but on the whole you seem pretty intelligent and well spoken, you have opinions that are often based in fact or with logic and you have provided some rather interesting debates about Kesha's artistry (or lack thereof).
... and that's it from me. If I haven't written anything about you, or you don't like what I've written, don't have a cry about it. Listen to "Dancing With Tears In My Eyes" and watch My Crazy Beautiful Life and eat some cookies & cream ice-cream or something.
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