Dearest Disciples, remember to say your prayers before you go to sleep tonight and send them The Lord's way: (Grammy's edition)
1) that her red carpet look is banging or at least average
2) that her performance isn't embarrassing
3) that she doesn't have a Golden Globe-esque stank face when she loses a category
4) that if she wins AOTY against Kendrick/Alabama during black history month (

) the backlash is not career-ending
5) that she brings someone interesting and not Wonder Bread
6) that she does the extended version of Opus Of The Woods
