At one point Kylie and I thought he was cheating on my mom, because he had makeup and nail polish. One time we found those squishy boob things. We found wigs. And then one time I actually ran into her. In this house. She had no idea. She would wake up really early just so she could dress up and move around the house and get that little kick for the morning, and then go back to being Bruce—take us to school, totally normal. So one morning I woke up at 4:00 a.m. so thirsty, came downstairs into the kitchen, and grabbed a bottle of water. And as I was coming back out, my dad was coming down the stairs in, like, a wig and makeup and shoes—the full nine. And she didn’t see me. I literally froze. Please don’t turn left. Because she could either turn left or turn right. Thank God she turned right and—to this day!—has no idea that happened
That was the first time I had ever seen her.” She pauses for a moment. “My mom knew. She knew since their third date.”
Suddenly Kris appears. “Broooowwwwnnnnnieeees!” She sets down plates of freshly baked brownies with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and joins us for dessert.
I might stan for the Lord and Tity who are among the worst live vocalists of our times, but the fact that some people stan for the Kartrashians makes me feel better.
I don't get people Private Show was horrible, make me was boring but Clumsy is really catchy! I don't know how people are hating it
Clumsy is just a mess. The vocal production is horrible, the breakdown is dated as ****, the "oops" is pathetic, and that "again and again and again x10" part
I might stan for the Lord and Tity who are among the worst live vocalists of our times, but the fact that some people stan for the Kartrashians makes me feel better.
theres being a kartrashian stan, and theres being a republican kartrashian stan
cant relate
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dragggin a lejend WOW~` u so riskyyy"