Pop star Britney Spears, yesterday was caught stealing milk from a local farmer. Farmer says, well I was just sitting home, and I heard a strange noise, so I went outside. When I went to see how my cows are doing, I saw someone milking one of my cows. I got closer, and said what are you doing, leave my cow alone. Then, I noticed that it's Britney Spears, I said get out. She cursed bunch of times. She then got up, took a bucket full of milk, and said "f**k you" I grabbed the bucket from her, and said, it's mine. She then beaten me up, and spit on me, and drove away. I want her to pay for the damage she has done. Pop stars rep has yet to respond.
BlazingLovatic
Miley SHOCKS at the 2013 VMA's
Miley Cyrus, the biggest teen-phenomena ever continued her transition into adulthood as she took to the VMA 2013 stage a few hours ago to perform a medley of her greatest hits.
Wearing clothes reminiscent of her earlier years she started out singing her hit singles 7 Things, The Climb, Party in the USA before abruptly stopping the performance mid-way; cutting off the music & dancers with a hand gesture. The celebrity audience looked on in confusion. Miley stared into nothingness until she eventually snapped out of it and clambered herself onto the floor crossing her legs. Cradling herself back and forth she placed her head into her hands chanting the words "I'm not weird, this is normal, I'm normal" to herself over & over. For the most shocking revelation since Miley Stewart removed her wig in the final episode of Hannah Montana she stood up only to begin to unzip her dress.
Gasps came from all directions as she stood there centre-stage, bare-naked with a 7 inch black penis dangling down in front of her. She looked up and with new-found confidence gripped her microphone & began singing the debut single of her dear friend Demi Lovato titled "This Is Me". At this point the broadcast cut off and redirected to an emergency ad-break.
Attached you can find the original version of This Is Me. Despite many attempts Miley's version has been disallowed by YouTube:
UPDATE: Amidst all this controversy the 3 singles Miley performed along with This Is Me have shot back into the iTunes top 5
*This article will be updated as the story develops
CBXC
Lady Gaga Sets Burqa On Fire At Protest In India
"Do you wanna see the girl who lives behind the aura? Behind the aura? Behind the curtain? Behind the burqa?" In her latest release, Lady Gaga sings about revealing her true emotions despite the convictions that a figurative "burqa" (a symbol for female disenfranchisement in the Middle East) has on her. Many have claimed that this analogy was disrespectful and uncalled for, especially given the current fragile state of women's rights in countries like India, Iran, Iraq, and Pakistan. What was more disturbing and uncalled for, to the majority of the general public, was the video Gaga released on Wednesday in which she pranced rampantly around a forest, naked, reciting some sort of Illuminati, devil-awakening chant. Just hours later after the release of this unnerving and vomit-inducing attempt at an "artistic awakening", Gaga took to the stage of a protest rally in India wearing none other than a traditional burqa. In a very bold and audacious move, Gaga stripped herself in front of thousands of protests. While chanting various satanic grunts and groans, very similar to those in her recent, cringe-worthy video, Gaga poured gasoline onto the garment and dropped a lit match on top of it. The burqa, much like Gaga's career, immediately began to go up in flames. Gaga's desperate outcry for attention was matched by the crowd's desperate pleas that the entertainer would leave the stage and find a way to stay relevant other than shaming their culture.
Edge
Azealia Banks, human at age 22, was caught soliciting sex from cats of all breeds. Detective Simba had this to say when he burst upon the scene:
"I was mortified. She (Azealia) was lying buck naked on her back with her genitalia hanging out with two Persians and one Bengel licking away at it. Her purple pussy lips were encrusted with Burt's Bees and puckered up emitting a strange kissing noise. I couldn't determine if it was coming from her mouth or if she was queefing but I wasn't about to edge my face closer to find out."
Sources claim that the cats were of age but "unaware of their actions" and released after further questioning. As for Azealia, upon being taken into custody, authorities found more disturbing information on her iPhone. She has traveled around the neighborhoods in Manhattan messaging every men who had a dog as their default picture on Grindr and asked them if their dog wanted to "pick a bone with her kitty cat." Azealia has since declared "interspecies-nyphomania," run into a broom closet and has refused to talk until she speaks with her lawyer.
FBN (Feline Broadcasting Network) will continue to shadow the story as it develops and report any followups. Visit FBN.com for the full story and follow @FBNScandal on Twitter for immediate updates.
CrazyCat
