[holyground]

Originally posted by thirdward

We woke up in da kitchen saying hi to healty dishes

OMG I was coming here to say exactly that

[Solopop]

I used to think in Dark Horse Katy was like "So you wanna play with my jeep"

[Cain]

Zedd - Find You

Actual: I'll run away with your footsteps.

Heard: I'll run away with your foreskins.

[Letemtalk]

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive

Actual: Enough to make my systems blow
Misheard: Enough to make my sister moan

[Dollas n Diamonds]

I just recently realized i sing a fair chunk of the lyrics to SOS wrong
Real:
'Cause every moment gone you know I miss you
Yes it's a lesson, it's unfair, you stole my vanity
My common sense is out the door, can't seem to find the lock
Take me on I'm put desire up in your arms tonight

I heard:
Cause every moment girl you know i miss you
Yes its a lesson its not based on my vanity
my common sense is out the door can't seem to find the light
Take me up just die up in your arms tonight

SOS is even better than i thought

Originally posted by dirrtydiana

You're actually right, I'm just wrong

Take me for a ride, ride
Oh baby, take me high, high
Let me make you first, first
Oh make it last all night, night

But yes. Ours >>>>>

oh thats better
but still let me make you first?

Originally posted by Letemtalk

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive

Actual: Enough to make my systems blow
Misheard: Enough to make my sister moan

[Quiqui4eva]

Originally posted by Julián

Beyoncé - Drunk In Love
Misheard: We woke up in the kitchen, I'm sad you had a healthy dish
Actual: We woke up in the kitchen saying how the hell did this ****...

The scream I just let out in Pre Cal

[Darius]

Gangnam Style
Actual: Oppnam gangnam style
Misheard: Whup 'Em gangnam style

Applause
Actual: A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E
Misheard: Baby, Baby, I love what you do.

Also, this video is funny:

[Rider]

Bad Romance:

Gaga: I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand.
Me: I want your lettuce, daddy, kiss and the seal.

[RomanNavy]

CRTFY
I never seen duet so stupid... Oh here we go.

[vinKC]

G.U.Y.
Correct: Greetings Himeros
Misheard: Greetings from Eros

[mandym]

Originally posted by Dollas n Diamonds

I just recently realized i sing a fair chunk of the lyrics to SOS wrong
Real:
'Cause every moment gone you know I miss you
Yes it's a lesson, it's unfair, you stole my vanity
My common sense is out the door, can't seem to find the lock
Take me on I'm put desire up in your arms tonight

I heard:
Cause every moment girl you know i miss you
Yes its a lesson its not based on my vanity
my common sense is out the door can't seem to find the light
Take me up just die up in your arms tonight

Damn, that's almost exactly what I've been singing the whole time

Now I found out that it's:
My tummy's up in knots so when I see you I get so hot

And I heard:
My time is up and then we seem to get so hot

[vinKC]

Sexxx Dreams

Correct: Heard your boyfriend was away this weekend
Misheard: Baby boyfriend was away this weekend

Correct: We're both convicted criminals of thought
Misheard: We're both convicted criminals of God

Correct: 'Cause we can't hide the evidence in our head
Misheard: 'Cause we can't hide we ever dance in our hand

[vinKC]

DWUW

Correct: You're the Marilyn, I'm the president
Misheard: You're the melon, I'm the president

[2stupid4you]

Lana del Rey - Without You:

actual: Gold and Sivler line my heart
misheard: Gorgonzola lie my heart

The Fugees - Killing me softly with his song:

actual: and so I came to see him and listen for a while
misheard: and so I came to see him and lip-sync for a while

[Rami328]

SMS (Bangerz)
Actual:
Eyeing down my purse, where the dollars at

Misheard:
Eyeing down my purse, Where my toddlers at?

[MarryTheMonster]

Originally posted by Cain

Zedd - Find You

Actual: I'll run away with your footsteps.

Heard: I'll run away with your foreskins.

you know what

[Rocker666]

Drunk In Love- Beyoncé

Actual: Graining on that wood, graining, graining on that wood

Heard: Raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood

[holyground]

Sexxx Dreams

Misheard: When your boyfriend was away there squeakin'
Actual: Heard your boyfriend was away this weekend

[jprsardeto]

Primadonna

Lyrics:
I'm sad to the core, core, core
Everything is a chore, chore, chore
When you give I want more, more, more
I wanna be adored

Me:
I'm sad to the core, core, core
Everything is a chore, chore, chore
When you give I want more, more, more
I wanna be a door

[Mzd]

Waka Waka (This Time For Africa) - Shakira

Lyrics:
When you fall get up, oh oh
If you fall get up, eh eh

My version:
When you f*** it up, oh oh
If you f*** it up, eh eh