Perfume is so, so mind-bendingly bad.
I'll just copy a post I put on another forum:
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Oh....****.
Her voice has regressed just so much. Every line sounds so weak; like it was forced out after the 4th attempt. This sounds like a rejected Oops! I Did It Again b-side. The whole use of 'Perfume' as a metaphorical device is catastrophic. It's like they had this cool idea once upon a time that smelling someone else's perfume can be considered bad, and they spider diagrammed that idea to exhaustion and shoehorned in any tragic line that filled up space until the song was over. "Mark my territory"- what? I expected more of Britney, but I expect a lot more of Sia.
The production is giving me a Windows 95 tea (WTF trumpets) and the chorus is so instantly forgettable. Where's the life-altering middle 8 that we can always count on Britney for?
I mean, all could be forgiven if this was the latest Selena Gomez single or something, but this is supposed to be 33.3% of pop's holy trinity. At least when Beyoncé flopped, she did so with spectacular material. Britney is going down without a fight.
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Little Knees, I'd say I'm sorry for you if it wasn't for you trying to get in a bit of weak shade at your superiors at every turn.
But now? I'll laugh and laugh as this crashes, burns and dies on every chart around the world.
Newsflash: No one gives a **** about "Personal-ney"!
spot on tho
