Pretty much I would let shelven know that she is a fat ****, and um, the shoes that she gave me were not something that I would particularly buy for myself, they were old maiden type of shoes and she said that those shoes were meant to be worn by a beautiful woman, so if that's the case, she should've put them back on the rack and she should've never even purchased them because she was unqualified to purchase them if that's the case, and um, I think shelven is just a disgrace, she's a disgrace to humanity, and she's a disgrace to women who are actually beautiful and classy and uh, she just doesn't have the vernacular that she thinks she possesses. Somebody lied to her several times and told her she was fly, hot, and sexy and beautiful and she's nothing like that.. she's nothing of the sort
"shelven" can also be replaced by "bagels" or "fenrir"