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MADONNA SPEAKS
*puts on crown*
‘I’d like to welcome you all to this celebration of the life of the girl we call Forehead. I’d like to – but I won’t. What I’ll do instead is introduce myself. I’m Madonna, THE QUEEN OF POP and I’ve been asked to be sad today. Foreheads family wants us to remember that you get ‘fun’ in ‘funeral’, because as you all know, Rihannas a real *****. They want to give her a send-off she’d appreciate.
What you may not know is that two of Rihannas albums flopped before GGGB. Yes, she has actual other albums before the one that everyone knows. No, her name did not use to Ashanti! I wish we could say that Rihanna had a #1 album before her death. Unfortunately, of course, that won’t be happening.
Let's be real, she was a **** with some good dance music. So everyone raise up your favorite Rihanna album that hit #1...... I mean, got close to hitting #1 and lets celebrate.
