My Types:
Im Straight
Hot Mess
Suit and Tie Guy
STUDent
Scene Queen
Bear
Frat Boy
Sk8r Boi
Like A Virgin
Turn Offs:
Drag Queen (

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TwinkerBell (too girly)
Pocket Gay (too small)
DILF (too old

)
Gym Bunny (too well groomed and probably on steroids so will have a small dick and I don't like huge muscles)
Bi Bi Bi (too indecisive)
Drama Queen (too annoying)