And again I have to correct you guys.
Maroon 5 is ****ing horrible as well. Why do you guys keep listening to ****ing trash? They're ****ing terrible

Like I can't be any more serious than this! They peaked with being **** and they're still ****. Get over yourselves and listen to, I dunno, better music?
Adam Levine is secretly a child molester and drug pusher. Do you still like him now?

DO YOU STILL THINK HE'S HOT? DO YOU STILL WANT THIS DICK AS BACON AS BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING? YOU'RE ALL COMPLETELY ****ING OUT OF IT!