[KORDEI]

[Mavik]

[DvnR]

Originally posted by MusicTalker

What will happen if TTT sells millions? Will she become a zombie & eat everyone, including the locals of the town?

If it pulls a Pink Friday, I expect her forehead to rise from the grave and kill someone.

[Deemy]

But why didn't Beyoncé die? Didnt 4 underperform? Where was her writeup? Anyways..

[Forevermore]

Well ATMZ can now confirm that the navy DID NOT get Rihanna that #1 album, Rihannas forehead has been found thrown off a bridge, her body is nowhere to be found. The funeral will be held later on tonight.

NO

[Kisuke]

Originally posted by satellites™

You may remember this story breaking a few months ago. Well ATMZ can now confirm that the navy DID NOT get Rihanna that #1 album, Rihannas forehead has been found thrown off a bridge, her body is nowhere to be found. The funeral will be held later on tonight.

i am screaming

[RihMark]

Originally posted by Deemy

But why didn't Beyoncé die? Didnt 4 underperform? Where was her writeup? Anyways..

Right?

[KoreanDream]

Originally posted by Deemy

But why didn't Beyoncé die? Didnt 4 underperform? Where was her writeup? Anyways..

!!!

If Rihanna's gone then Beyonce should be too.

[satellites.™]

Originally posted by Monster

Will it top Britney's funeral?

We have legends coming to speak.

[Deuces]

Originally posted by TheOnlyOne

*Looks at the Hot 100 list*
*Looks at mediabase*
*Looks at WW charts*
*Looks at overall sales*

Oh okay.

Upset?

[D/X]

Beyoncé should got buried even deeper after the baby bump mess.

[Kisuke]

Originally posted by satellites™

We have legends coming to speak.

Is bey finally making a public appearance again

[RihMark]

Originally posted by KoreanDream

!!!

If Rihanna's gone then Beyonce should be too.

!!!

And shouldn't Adele have destroyed them all with her chairs by now?

[TheOnlyOne]

Originally posted by Deemy

But why didn't Beyoncé die? Didnt 4 underperform? Where was her writeup? Anyways..

The Bey-hive has to make themselves feel better somehow. Lord knows the delusional thinking that they are all somehow virtual gay uncles to Baby Camel Joe ain't doing it.

[satellites.™]

Originally posted by RîhMark

Did Bey not get captured for the performance of Countdown & Love on Top? Or is this Scream fest only decided based on albums?

Bey is currently hospitalized for now.

Shes on the disabled list.

Katy, Gaga, and the killer are the only ones left in the game.


Story breaking in 10 minutes.

[Vertigo Stick]

Originally posted by satellites™

You may remember this story breaking a few months ago. Well ATMZ can now confirm that the navy DID NOT get Rihanna that #1 album, Rihannas forehead has been found thrown off a bridge, her body is nowhere to be found. The funeral will be held later on tonight.

But omg

[Deuces]

Originally posted by Deemy

But why didn't Beyoncé die? Didnt 4 underperform? Where was her writeup? Anyways..

She's pregnant so she temporarily becomes immortal.

[Achilles.]

Originally posted by Deemy

But why didn't Beyoncé die? Didnt 4 underperform? Where was her writeup? Anyways..

Beyonce cannot die... She's carrying Black Jesus in her womb! Amen Legend.

[pink.hearts]

omg Idfgjfjfwk

[TheOnlyOne]

Originally posted by Deuces.

Upset?

Not at all. That Hot 100 reign has me nothing but giddy.