I only figured out pickachu = peak at you and zapdos = zap those. I need some pokemon nerds in here
I love Pokepuns!
This is what I got.
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Don't tell me to take it Slowbro, last night was crazy! I was totally ready to ____ this chick at the club Butterfreekin friends kept trying to cockblock me. I knew if I was persistent I'd Beedrillin her soon enough, so I kept at it. I Zapdos bitches away and finally we were alone. I told her "I see you as the really are" Staryu and she loved it. ["I see you as the Staryu really are." Typo on his behalf] Eventually we went back to her place. I turned on my pants came Charmander off. ["I turned on my Charmander her pants came off." Typo mistake on his behalf]. She was wearing a ____-sy undies and no bra. I grabbed her Ponytail and gave her a good ol' Cubone so hard she was Weezing and Coffing. All of a sudden we heard a car door and she screamed "My parents Arbok from dinner!" I can't ____ it. I'm having the best time of my life, it felt like a Magikarp-et ride, and now I'Machop a bitch. She said her dad will put the Fearow God in me if he catches me with her, so I had to disappear like AbraAlakazam. I hid in the closet and decided to wait until I could sneak out. But he found me and said he would Eggecute me. Then he called the cops! Turned out the chick was only 15. That's why I had to Raichu this letter from jail. The creeps here Pikachu while you sleep and Squirtle lil in your Ash. It's horrible. Ekans see clearly now, and I'm telling you... don't mess with Horsea. You'll regret it.
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