MILEY CYRUS ON CONAN
Conan: Today I am interviewing this little girl (or big gurl now…) who’s a teen legend and worldwide sensation. Throughout her career, she’s sold tens of millions of records and she’s kicking off her new era! Ladies and gentlemen please give a warm welcome to the lovely Miley Cyrus!
*Miley enters with a round of applause*
Conan: How are you doing?!
Miley: I’m doing great Coco!
*Studio Laughter*
Conan: It’s been an extremely long time since I’ve seen you! So what’s going on?
Miley: Yeah same here it’s been a while! And I just got back from an after-party for my Cosmopolitan issue!
Conan: Congratulations!
Miley: Thanks a lot, I love Cosmopolitan and my fans have wanted to see me do a magazine for a while now so when I got the call I knew I had to do it.
Conan: I heard the issue has been doing extremely well!
Miley: Yeah! We’ve sold about 260.000 as of this very hour so it’s been extremely rewarding and I’m just pumped for everything that’s been going on!
Conan: Speaking of “pumped,” I heard you and another Disney star got into some little beef there…
*Laughter*
Miley: Yes… I did. I mean, I didn’t really think that I started this little feud but let’s face it I WAS REACHING in that HOT97 Interview. So yeah, stuff happens but oh well what can I say?
Conan: Well you could say A LOT of things actually…
*Laughter*
Conan: And I just heard before going on you performed a little diss track for her since she was threatening to come to the party, even after she was banned from it… Is that correct?
Miley: Well to start this answer off let me say she’s acting like Amanda Bynes but with a record that’s only selling 80k, where Amanda can sell much more if she released. But yes, I did completely diss her at the party and I hope she hears about it soon!
Conan: Now that we’ve got that cleared up a bit… how’s the new era going?
Miley: Well I heard from my label today that I’m on course for a Top Five hit which was the goal, so I’m extremely happy!
Conan: I can tell, I mean you’ve got a lot going for you!
Miley: I know, it’s all so crazy!
Conan: Well… I’m excited to see you perform in person, but before we do that I’m going to ask you some questions that a lot of people want answers, OK?
Miley: Let’s do it Coco!
Conan: First, who are you a bigger fan of: Katy Perry or Selena Gomez?
Miley: Crap, that’s a tough one! I love both of them because they’re such hard workers… but I’m going to say Katy because I love an underdog and I feel like she can make a strong comeback after some rocky starts!
Conan: Who do you dislike more: Justin Bieber or Ariana Grande?
Miley: Dammit Coco you are throwing me really hard ones! I’d have to say Ariana though, not that I dislike her, but I know Justin better so yeah…
Conan: And who is your best friend in the industry?
Miley: Lindsay. Freaking. Lohan.
Conan: Oh that’s right, you’re doing a collaboration together!
Miley: We’ve actually finished it, and it’s the next single coming very soon!
Conan: Monday, right?
Miley: Actually… Sooner than that.
Conan: WHAT?!??!?!?!?!
Miley: Well now that the chart is coming next Friday we realized that it’s good for a little change so it’s coming soon… VERY, VERY soon!
Conan: Well you guys heard that, “Bitch Like That” is coming BEFORE Monday!
*Applause*
Conan: On that note, we’ll be back with Miley performing her latest hit, “Free Falling!”
*Applause*
Conan: We are back and ready to roll with my next guest! Please give it up for Miss… Miley Cyrus!
*Applause*
*The stage starts off dark. There is absolutely nothing on the stage. No band, no props, no nothing but Miley and a wireless microphone clutched into her hand. An instrumental played and she got the crowd hyped up. She began twerking on stage and she start singing her first verse while twerking. She slayed the crowd with her ass and everyone was loving it. She got into the pre-chorus and strutted into the audience beaming with her angelic falsetto. She belted out the chorus running all over the studio. She got up on Conan’s chair and twerked in his face for the second verse, and he spanked her ass. The crowd was cheering, laughing… and getting drunk at the same time. She jumped off of his table and went back into the performers’ part of the studio to jump around and go crazy. She hit the bridge and started to slow things down, really hitting those notes and impressing the audience. She was serving, and everyone was a fan of the performance. She got back up to speed on the final chorus and completely rocked out all over the stage. She hit those final lyrics and dropped the microphone*
Conan: Well… that was something…
*Laughter*
Conan: I think my favorite part was the little preview of the show I got over here!
*Laughter*
Conan: Anyways, Miley Cyrus everyone! The new single “Free Falling” is out now, her next single “Bitch Like That” is coming BEFORE Monday and her album will be out in stores on Tuesday! Good night everbody!