I know a lot of people here want posts to be short and sweat. I do too. I know this way too long for some. If you are not interested in this proposal of the Britney Army, that is fine. If you are interested but you do not wish to be a part of the this proposed hierarchy, you can just read these two paragraphs. If you are highly interested, I recommend you to read below the dotted line.
if we could somehow organized a unified Britney Army across the web? Could you imagine how effective and potent we could be working together? I am not suggesting an army because of the recent Britney vs Gaga war, but because I believe we could create the
of Britney fans/stans around the world and throughout the many Britney fansites. The Britney Army will not be a formal government. It will be something casual and fun, but highly effective and organized. Why am I doing all of this? Will I be the dictator?
I am here only to organize this army because someone has to start something. Right? Britney will
be the head of the army.
run this army.
! This mission will not be easy. Not at all. But with your help, we could, in fact, make the impossible, possible!
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The 5 W's:
Who: All Britney Fans
What: The Britney Army
Where: Despite the bipolar characteristics at Breathheavy/Exhale, I believe Exhale should be the HQ of the Britney Army mainly because it’s the biggest Britney fansite in the world.
Why: To create a highly organized and efficient fan base in order to easily coordinate Twitter Trends, iTunes downloads, radio votes, etc. across all Britney sites, all in perfect sync.
When: We start recruiting and organizing now! The plan is to get everything in place in a few weeks.
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Departments:
MediaBase Association (MBA): This department is in charge of advocating, promoting, and notifying Britney fans/stans about MediaBase voting of the latest Britney singles.
Board:
1)
2)
3)
Twitter Trends Commission (TTC): This department in in charging of advocating, promoting, and notifying Britney fans/stans about the latest Twitter Trends.
Board:
1)
2)
3)
Propaganda Agency (PA): This department is in charge of advocating, promoting, and notifying Britney fans/stans about the latest Britney news through images, banners, & gifs. Example: If a download day is announced, this agency will spread images and banners notifying Britney fans.
Board:
1)
2)
3)
Domestic Relationships (DR): A complex hierarchy of organized representatives in order to create unity throughout the many fan sites. The goal of each representative is to notify other Britney fans in their district about actions declared by the Britney Army or the fans. Example = Let’s say the TTC has issued to trend “HIAMfeb17.” It is the representative’s job to notify his/her district about this trend ASAP.
Board:
1)
2)
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ATRL (
http://atrl.net/)
Representatives:
1)
2)
3)
Pulse Music Boards (
http://pulsemusic.proboards.com/)
Representatives:
1)
2)
3)
ONTD (
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/)
Representatives:
1)
2)
3)
Pop Justice (
http://www.popjustice.com/)
Representatives:
1)
2)
3)
Flop of the Pops (
http://www.flopofthepops.com/forums/)
Representatives:
1)
2)
3)
Hey Britney Forums (
http://www.heybritneyforums.com/index.php?forums)
Representatives:
1)
2)
3)
(More sites can be added if requested)
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International Relationships (IR): This department is in charge of foreign relationships with other fan bases when needed.
Board:
1)
2)
Defense Committee (DC): This department is in charge of rallying fans/stans to attack people, websites, statements or actions who unfairly denounce or criticize Britney.
Board:
1)
2)
3)
We should not have any sort of offense committees because we are NOT the aggressors. If we, for any reason, must take an offense, the Defense Committee will carry out these actions.
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How to Apply:
*All Board Members and Representatives must be EXTREMELY active, dedicated, and passionate Britney fans. All officials must also have leadership and charisma skills.*
MBA Board Member: You must be highly educated about MediaBase and how it operates. Your job is to analyze Britney’s singles on the chart and remind people to vote!
TTC Board Member: You must be highly educated about Twitter Trends and how they work. Your job is to create relevant Twitter Trends about Britney and spread the news fast! You must be able to call what trends other fans are trending and make them official. Representatives will follow your lead to spread trends to their districts. Other requirements: you must be influential on Twitter and have high number of Britney followers on your account.
PA Board Member: You must be
ARTISTICALLY CAPABLE! There are a lot of talented Britney fans and the Britney Army will show the world your art! You are in charge of making images for events and spreading it out to fans. You can spread other’s fan art as well.
DR Board Member: You must be a
LEADER! You will be in charge of making sure all Representatives are actively doing their jobs correctly. Great communication skills are a plus.
IR Board Member: You are the
NEGOTIATOR. You must be well liked and have great alliances with other fan bases. Good communication skills with other fan bases is a MUST!
DC Board Member: You must be
AGGRESSIVE! Britney gets a lot of hate from others, but we have always stood by her and act accordingly to protect our Queen. You also need good leadership skills to rally up fans/stans for mobilization when necessary.
Representatives: This is probably the most difficult position because you must be active on both on Exhale and your district. You must be well organized and efficient when assimilating info from all departments of the Britney Army and notifying your fellow fans/stans about them ASAP!
THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB OF ALL: the people! Britney’s fans are the most supportive, loyal, and dedicated fans on
EARTH! The fans make up the Britney Army. The Britney Army would be nothing without fans like you!
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The Britney Army is only looking for serious request from people, so only the best and most qualified candidate for each of these positions will be considered. If you think that your are the most fit for any of these positions, e-mail
[email protected] your resume. Keep it short and sweat, but explain why you are the most qualified for your position. The Britney Army is not only taking request from ATRL, but also from other Britney sites throughout the web. Please state your username with the Britney site your are most active on. Because the Britney Army HQ is located at Breathheavy/Exhale, all positions require an active Exhale account. As you can see, there are limited positions for every department. It doesn’t signify your are not part of the army if you are not selected. All of Britney’s fans make up this colossal establishment! Good luck!
To my fellow Britney Fans,
Today marks the beginning of the Britney Army!
We are strong, loyal, and passionate!
Britney Fans UNITE as one!
The Britney Army
P.S. The Title (The Britney Army) is a working title. We can vote for the final name if you guys wish to. :embarassed: :angel:
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and we can discuss that soon. I've gotten a lot of request from many Britney sites so far, so I'm sorting those out. 
