Dear Fellow Swifties,
After all you've done for Taylor on ATRL in the last two days, I can say I'm proud that I trained you properly. I'm saying this in case if I get banned. Remember to always fight for Taylor, her sales numbers and receipts. Be aggresive, but not in a way someone might feel offended by your comments. Use strong arguments, but don't sound rude. Remember also, that Taylor is the biggest artist of our generation, with greatest album sales and incredible tour receipts. Be proud of being a Swiftie and praise The Lord, our queen, authority and inspiration.
Also remember about me and my advices. I love you.
Onlymanintheworld
